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Michael Hunthirtz

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About Me

Come on Oh baby don't you wanna go Come on Oh baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place Sweet home ChicagoCome on Baby don't you wanna go Hidehey Baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place Oh sweet home ChicagoWell, one and one is two Six and two is eight Come on baby don't ya make me late Hidehey Baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place Sweet home ChicagoCome on Oh baby don't you wanna go Come on Oh baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place Sweet home ChicagoSix and three is nine Nine and nine is eighteen Look there brother baby and see what I've seen Hidehey Baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place Sweet home ChicagoOh come on Baby don't you wanna go Come on Baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place Sweet home Chicago Traveling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie. I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. And she said, "Do you come from a land down under?" Where women glow and men plunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.Buying bread from a man in Brussels, He was six foot four And full of muscles. I said, "Do you speak-a my language?". He just smiled, and gave [ME] a vegemite sandwich. And he said, " I come from a land down under, Where beer does flow, and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."Lying in a den in Bombay, with a slack jaw and not much to say. I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty?" He said, "Oh, do you come from the land down under?" Ohh yea,yea, Where women glow and men plunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." (5x) S (s, s, s,).....A (a,a,a).....F(f,f,f)....E(e,e,e).....T(t,t,t)....Y(y,y,y) Safety (Safety) Dance! (Dance) Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind, and we can danceAh we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind, and we can danceAnd Sing!Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hearts to our feet and surprise 'em with the victory cryI Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And i can act like an imbecile I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control We can dance, we can dance we're doing it pole to pole We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chanceSafety danceOh well the safety danceAh yes the safety danceS (s, s, s,).....A (a,a,a).....F(f,f,f)....E(e,e,e).....T(t,t,t)....Y(y,y,y) safety(safety, safety, safety) dance (dance, dance, dance) We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it Everything'll work out right I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine I say we can dance, we can dance everythings out control We can dance, we can dance we're doing it from pole to pole We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance Oh Well the safety dance ah yes the safety dance Oh well the safety dance Oh well the safety dance Oh yes the safety dance Oh the safety dance yeah Oh it's the safety dance It's the safety dance Well it's the safety dance Oh it's the safety dance Oh it's the safety dance Oh it's the safety dance Oh it's the safety dance

My Interests

Well they moved on down And they crawled around Walkin' sideways Sideway walkin' Give me the bluesAnd you start to scratch When they start to hatch Walkin' sideways Sideway walkin' Give me the bluesOh, but when they start to bite Then it's time you saw the light For an appointment, I know Before you start to scream That's when you apply the cream Blues ointmentOh well the doctor said "We got to make 'em dead" Walkin' sideways Sideway walkin' Give me the bluesAnd when you start to scream That's when you apply the cream Blues ointmentAnd when they start to itch You go out and take the bitch For an appointmentWell you rub it on And you rub it in Stops 'em walking Sideway walkin' Give them the bluesSideway walkin' Sideway walkin' They got the blues Give them the blues They got the blues Give them the blues If you're down in acuna and you ain't up to being alone Don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown. Go find the mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.They all call her her puta 'cause no one really knows her name. She works the cantina, dancin' and a-lovin's her trade. Her mama was mez'can and her daddy was the ace of spades.Oh, let's drive that old chrysler down to mexico, boy. Said, keep your hands on the wheel there. Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it? Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there. Oh, this is gonna be so good.Mm, she's hot as a pepper but smooth as a mexican brew. So head for the border and put in an order or two. The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.Oh, one more time, Can you roll me another bull durham, please? Can't you do it with one hand, boy?

I'd like to meet:

people say i'm no good crazy as a loon cause i get stoned in the mornin' i get drunk in the afternoon kinda like my old blue tick hound i like to lay around in the shade and i ain't got no money but i damn sure got it made cause i ain't askin nobody for nothing if i can't get it on my own if you don't like the way i'm livin you just leave this long haired country boy alone preacher man on the tv puttin down the rock and roll, wants me to send a donation cuzz hes worried about my soul he said Jesus walked on the water, and i know that its true but sometimes i think that preacher man would like 2 do a little walkin to cuzz i aint askin nobody for nothin if i cant get it on my own if you dont like the way im livin you just leave this long haired country boy alone a poor girl wants to marry and a rich girl wants to flirt a rich man goes to college and a poor man goes to work a drunkard wants another drink of wine and a polictian wants your vote i don't want much of nothing at all but i will take another toke cause i ain't askin nobody for nothing if i can't get it on my own if you don't like the way i'm livin you just leave this long haired country boy alone Well I was sitting in a coffee shop just having a cup to pass the time swappin' rodeo stories with this old cowboy friend of mine When some motorcycle riders starting snickering in the back Started poking fun at my friends hat.One ole boy said "Hey Tex where you'd park your horse?" My friend just pulled his hat down low but they couldn't be ignored. One husky fella said, " I think I'll rip that hat right off your head." That's when my friend turned around and this is what he said,Chorus You'll ride a black tornado 'cross the Western sky Rope an ole blue northern and milk it 'til it's dry Bull dog the Mississippi pin its ears down flat Long before you take this cowboys hat.Now partner this ole hat's better left alone See it used to be my daddy's but last year he passed on My nephew skinned the rattler that makes up this hat band But back in '69 he died in VietnamNow the eagle feather was given to me by an Indian friend of mine Someone ran him down somewhere around that Arizona line And a real special lady gave me this hat pin But I don't know if I'll ever see her again.Repeat ChorusNow partner if your leather jacket means to you what this hat means to me, I guess we understand each other and we'll just let it be, But if you still think its funny, Man you got my back up against the wall But if you touch my hat your gonna have to fight us all.Well right then I caught a little sadness in that gang leaders eyes He turned back to his buddies and they all just kinda shuffled on outside But when my friend turned back towards me I noticed his old hat brim Well it was turned up in a big ole Texas grin!Repeat Chorus

Music:

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You do it again! DESTROYER!IT'S COMING BACK AGAIN!Oh! You do it again! You do it again! DESTROYER!Take it down with a steamhammer! Pack it hard, lead shot in your mood shooter! Choose your poison have a drink with your painkiller...TAKE US DOWN! All right! It's zee Wango, zee Tango 1-2-3-4 Come on boys Time to WangoMy baby she like to rock My baby she like to roll My baby she can dance all night My baby got no control She do the Wango TangoMy baby she can scream and shout My baby she can move it out My baby she can take a chance My baby got a brand new danceWango Tango Wango Tango It's a Wango Tango Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..) Baby!My baby like to rock My baby like to roll My baby like to dance all night She got no control She do...Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)Yeahhhhhhhhhh! Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh I like the way you look baby You look like you're made for me honey If you wanna take a little chance I'm gonna show you a new dance Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it Well, it's a brand new dance Yeah been sweepin' the nation I said a brand new dance A rock 'n' roll sensation Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night I got to do it 'cos I like it so much Oh honey believe it baby You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration When I need some lubrication - Baby! Kinda like, goes kinda like this You take her right ankle out You take her left ankle out You get her belly propped down You get her butt propped up Yeah lookin' good now baby I think you're in the right position now baby Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos I'm gonna get a little talcum I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late Got salivate, salivate, salivate, salivate, heh heh heh Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it You know what I been talkin' about honey It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a gettin' hotty It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it I'll check out the hood scoop I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You've been drivin' all night long It's time to put the old Maserati away So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead And the damn thing's open Hello! Get in there!Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? She Wango'd to deathWango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Wango Tango Tango Wango Wango Wango Wango Tango Tango Tango Tango You got me forced to crack my lids in two I'm still stuck inside the rubber room I gotta punch the clock that leads the blind I'm just another gear in the assembly line-oh noThe noose gets tighter around my throat But I ain't at the end of my ropeCHORUS 'Cause I won't be the one left behind Can't be king of the world If you're slave to the grind Tear down the rat racial slime Can't be king of the world if you're slave to the grind.Get it?A routine injection, a lethal dose But my day in the sun ain't even close There's no need to waste your prayers on me You better mark my words 'cause I'm history. Yes indeedYou might beg for mercy to get by But I'd rather tear this thorn from my sideThey swallowed their daggers by turning their trick They tore my intentions apart brick by brick I'm sick of the jive You talk verbal insecticide (Repeat)CHORUS I said slave to the grind Slave to the grind Slave to the grind

Movies:

boy...boy...Now in the street there is violence And - and a lots of work to be done No place to hang out our washing And - and I can't blame all on the sunRef: Oh no we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higherWorkin' so hard like a soldier Can't afford a thing on TV Deep in my heart I am warrior Can't get food for them kidRef: Good God we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higherInterlude: Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh noRef: Oh no we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higherWho is to blame in one country Never can get to the one Dealin' in multiplication And they still can't feed everyoneRef: Oh no we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher Oh no we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher2nd Interlude: Out in the street Out in the street Out in the daytime Out in the nightRef: Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher3rd Interlude: Out in the street Out in the street Out in the playground In the dark side of townRef: Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher Hey, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higherOhh yeah, higher (Rock it in the daytime, Rock it in the night - repeat until fade)

Books:

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks For to get a big dish of beef chow meinRefrain: Ah-wooo, Werewolves of London Ah-wooo (x2)You hear him howling around your kitchen door Better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Werewolves of London again(Refrain) Hunh!He's the hairy-handed gent Who ran amok in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair You better stay away from him He'll rip your lungs out, Jim Hunh, I'd like to meet his tailor(Refrain) I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen Doin' the Werewolves of London I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen Doin' the Werewolves of London I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect...hinh! Ah-wooo Werewolves of London Hunh, draw blood Ah-wooo Werewolves of London There is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun. And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God I know I'm one.My mother was a tailor, she sewed my new blue jeans. My father was a gambling man, down in New Orleans.Now the only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase and a trunk. And the only time he's satisfied is when he's on a drunk.Oh mother tell your children, not to do what I have done. Spend your lives in sin and misery in the house of the Rising Sun.Well I got one foot on the platform and the other foot on the train. I'm goin back to New Orleans to wear that ball and chain.Well there is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God I know I'm one.

Heroes:

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend We've known each other since we were nine or ten Together we've climbed hills and trees Learned of love and A B C's Skinned our hearts and skinned our kneesGoodbye my friend it's hard to die When all the birds are singing in the sky Now that the spring is in the air Pretty girls are everywhere Think of me and I'll be thereWe had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the hills that we climbed Were just seasons out of timeGoodbye Papa please pray for me I was the black sheep of the family You tried to teach me right from wrong Too much wine and too much song Wonder how I got alongGoodbye Papa, it's hard to die When all the birds are singing in the sky Now that the spring is in the air Little children everywhere When you see them I'll be thereWe had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the wine and the song Like the seasons have all goneWe had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the wine and the song Like the seasons have all goneGoodbye Michelle, my little one You gave me love and helped me find the sun And every time that I was down You would always come around And get my feet back on the groundGoodbye Michelle, it's hard to die When all the birds are singing in the sky Now that the spring is in the air With the flowers everywhere I wish that we could both be thereWe had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the stars we could reach Were just starfish on the beachWe had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the stars we could reach Were just starfish on the beachWe had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the wine and the song Like the seasons have all goneAll our lives we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the hills that we climbed Were just seasons out of timeWe had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun (Fade) Billy-Ray was a preacher's son And when his daddy would visit he'd come along When they gathered round and started talkin' That's when Billy would take me walkin' A-through the backyard we'd go walkin' Then he'd look into my eyes Lord knows to my surpriseThe only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man Yes he was, he was, oooh, yes he wasBeing good isn't always easy No matter how hard I try 'Cause when he started sweet-talkin' to me He'd come and tell me everything is all right He'd kiss and tell me everything is all right Can I get away again tonight?The only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man Yes he was, he was, Lord knows he wasHow well I remember The look that was in his eyes Stealin' kisses from me on the sly Takin' time to make time Tellin' me that he's all mine Learnin' from each other's knowing Lookin' to see how much we're growingAnd the only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man Yes he was, he was, oh, yes he was He was the sweet-talking son of a preacher man I kissed the son of a preacher man The sweet-lovin' son of a preacher man Ahh, ooh, ahh.... I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goesI see a line of cars and they're all painted black With flowers and my love, both never to come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'rydayI look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and it has been painted black Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts It's not easy facing up when your whole world is blackNo more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue I could not forsee this thing happening to you If I look hard enough into the setting sun My love will laugh with me before the morning comesI see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goesHmm, hmm, hmm...I wanna see it painted black, painted black Black as night, black as coal I wanna see the sun, blotted out from the sky I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black Yeah