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JoKeR

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About Me

Welcome to the surveillance section of Arkham Asylum! Here we’ll see videos of all kinds of insanity. Anything that strikes my interest at any given moment. Watch the craziness! OK my little loonies, new video time! ==== One of my all time favorite movies is This Is Spinal Tap! It's ground breaking. It's hilarious. It has an incredible cast. And the music just kicks ass! Well like musicians who write music for albums, they record demos first, to iron the songs out. Well I guess they make movie demos too. And here is the ORIGINAL DEMO for the movie This Is Spinal Tap! It's broke into three parts, and totals out to a half hour, but it's well worth the watch. You can see how the movie progressed from the original ideas to the final cut. It's a bit different here and there, between the music and the acting, but it's there. The diamond in the rough. I hope you not only watch, but I hope you enjoy, and LAUGH!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GOD, to find out exactly what the meaning of life is, why I’m here, and to make sure I’m doing alright down here. Tommy Lee to say thank you for the inspiration. Criss Angel to ask how the hell he did that. Penn & Tell to tell me how the hell Criss Angel did that, oh, and because they’re cool. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, just to hang out and talk. Matt Groening, Mike Judge, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Seth MacFarlane, to ask for a job. Either in art work or voice over. Alice Cooper, KISS, and Ozzy Osbourne, because they’re the holy fucking trinity of heavy metal! Johnny Depp, Jack Nicholson, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and the Rat Pack for lessons on how to be just that damn cool. Joel McHale, Carlos Mencia, and Stephen Lynch cause they just makes me laugh. Seth Green because the guy is quickly becoming one of my biggest heroes (movies, Family Guy, and Robot Chicken. The guy just rocks). Rob Zombie, Quentin Tarintino, Robert Rodriguez, and Eli Roth, because (next to Kevin Smith) they are the greatest film makers of our time.

Music:



Books:

Rest In Peace George. GOD bless you and your family.

My Blog

Dont let Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley tell you what you want.

     I have been a KISS fan since the early 70s. Hell, I was a KISS fan before I knew they were musicians. I thought they were a superhero team. Don't laugh, I really believed that...
Posted by JoKeR on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:50:00 PST

Crack that whip! My review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Summer, 1981. I was eleven years old. Sitting in a theatre as the lights go dim, and a young movie loving little boy is suddenly transported to the deep, dark, dangerous jungle. The popcorn in my lap ...
Posted by JoKeR on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:48:00 PST

Ace Is Back And He Told You So. So rip it out, and take a rocket ride!

It was back in the spring of 2008, there's a reason I remember it well, and that's cause Ace Frehley is back and he told you so! The big brother and I caught Ace and his kick ass solo band Saturday ni...
Posted by JoKeR on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:53:00 PST

I AM IRON MAN!

I saw Iron Man Friday night, and I was truly impressed. Like I've said in previous blogs, and just in general conversation, when it comes to casting movies, I usually jump the gun, and over annualize ...
Posted by JoKeR on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:36:00 PST

Did Mike Brady drop the F bomb on the Brady Bunch?

There was an old TV urban legend that while shooting a scene for the Brady Bunch, Barry Williams (Greg Brady) was stoned out of his mind. I say WAS because Barry himself has said the story is true. He...
Posted by JoKeR on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

I drink myself of new found pity, sitting alone in New York City, and I dont know why.

I love music. Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers are my favorite band. I worship at the church of the Holy Trnity Of Heavy Metal (Cooper, KISS, & Ozzy). Bands like Soul Asylum, the Toluenes, Jimmy Buffet...
Posted by JoKeR on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:26:00 PST

Winged freak terrorizes city? Wait till they get aload of me!

Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and wild ones of all ages, I have completed Joker Upgrade V.2. I actually have a background now, and a splash of color here and there. Plus I’ve change...
Posted by JoKeR on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:03:00 PST

Hello New Day

Hello love, hello fear Hello loneliness, join us all here Hello funeral and ice-cold beer Hello new day! Hello baby teeth, hello grey hair We try to grow grass now there’s weeds everywhere Hell...
Posted by JoKeR on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

Sneak Preview Of Spring!

I walked outside today, took off my coat, and wasn’t cold. The sun is sticking around later and later. Next week is the time change. Spring is just on the doorstep, and I’m already looking...
Posted by JoKeR on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:33:00 PST

The Joker is dead?!

Wow! What the hell? Heath Ledger is dead? I can't believe that. The Joker is dead. I'm getting the Crow feeling all over again. The past few months I've been getting into a hype mode for the Dark Knig...
Posted by JoKeR on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST