Ariel X

I am a professional adult model. I post sexy pictures here to try to get you to join my site , not to get you to ask me out. HAHHAH. I'm just Serious haha. jk. Yes, I am a big JERK, but I'm a pretty nice pussy cat sometimes as well.
I've lived in california my entire life but that's not to say I've never left to see other places, I purchased a home in Pennsylvannia and plan on vacating there frequently. I grew up with 5 brothers who toughened me up some, practically making me a tomboy. I also grew up with 2 older sisters who helped me to appreciate the finer parts of being a women, things like makeup, high heels and stockings.....mmmmm stockings. I've been well rounded with my education, I studied french for years and at one point i was fluent. I'm a dork who loves old school comic book, Batman is my all time favorite. I'm actually working on making my own comic series right now. I will be doing all the art work and story building. I'm to excited about it. I must surely be a nerd.
I have freckles on my arms and my face but not anywhere else ( I guess a few on my legs) I always have bruises on my legs because I like to squeeze my cellulite because I think that will make it go away :). When its totally quiet and completely inappropriate, I like to shout "PUBES". I laugh at poop and fart jokes ( like on "Harold and Kumar go to white castle" and those girls play battleshits...I almost piss my pants everytime I watch that scene) . I love sugar candy not chocolate candy. Ive never smoked a cigarette (not ever tried) I like to drink vodka straight up. When someone mentions a girl named Sheila I automatically think she has to be fat. If I had a penis I would play with it all day. Some times I answer the phone and when the person asks to speak with someone else I say "Oh [he/she] can't talk right now because my dick's in [his/her] mouth". when people bend over forward I make fart sounds to imply that that person just tooted (yes this is how I keep myself amused) I think porn stars are nicer than fetish models but all in all I think most people in general are shit bags ( including myself) I think the scariest thing to encounter would be a masturbating ghost. They say spirits are left on earth because they feel they haven't finished living or they have a story to tell. If i meet a ghost who's bating...I know what he/she was living for---- ya' mean. I got my pubes waxed for the first time on December 18th, 2005.
I dont have a web cam, I dont use instant messenger, these things slow down my porn downloading process and/or my Hentai downloading. I will not use the "chat" feature on Myspace so please dont send me a request, it will be rejected. Once again...this hinders my download and/or editing so I dont want to bother with it. Email me instead. Sorry it's not that I have anything better to do and i'm not "high and mighty" it's simply the fact that I dont want to download or be editing something for 3 hours, being 99% done and then have you jack my shit by "buzzing" me or "sending me a file" ( of a picture of your penis.)
please dont send me pictures of your penis and/or your ass unless you are a chick with a strap on and/or a really hot transexual.....then, and only then, will i be able to jerk off in peace. .
If you'd like to send me any fan mail,hate mail or diamond rings (wink) then please send them to:Ariel X
19425-B Soledad Canyon Road
# 354
Canyon Country, CA. 91351
plese don't send any dead animals or body parts because that's just wrong...they would never fit into the mail box.