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Karen

My own brother a God damned sh*t sucking vampire, oo you wait till mom finds out buddy!

About Me

I am artistic. Insane. Not very tall at 5ft 3.5 inches. (Every little bit helps!) I'm a big fan of original thinkers, original personalities and just people who think for themselves. I love to dance. Drink too much while dancing and only need one word from my friend Erin to convince me that something is a good idea. (As long as it's sitcom crazy and not Lifetime movie crazy, I'm in.)I'm a writer, an artist and a professional pauper. If you're interested I draw peoples' pets for money. Please help me pay for my DSL line. lol. I need it to download new episodes of Doctor Who. Check out: http://www.ozmia.com & http://www.karenkalbacher.com. Pimp My Profile I made my layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

Wiggle Room -My odd little blog.


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My Interests

Laundry List: writing, reading, book clubs, swimming, dancing (badly), walking, ping-pong, pool (although rules don't apply to me.), making enough money to eat, painting, drawing, sketching, image manipulation, amatuer photography, quirky TV shows, solving old Unsolved Mysteries cases...going to see live music, movies, frisbee, the great outdoors, oh just about everything.


You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off. And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave. When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?


You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are a Normal Girl
You are 60% Good and 40% Bad
Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past.
But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl. Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
You Should Get an Abstract Tattoo
Artistic and unique
You're the most likely type to personally design your tattoo What Tattoo Should You Get?
You Belong in New York City
You're an energetic, ambitious woman.
And only NYC is fast enough for you.
Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career
Or simply take in all the city has to offer. What City Do You Belong In?
You are a City Girl!
Whether you live in the city or not, you've got the heart of a city girl.
You're up on the latest trends - what's hot in music, food, and fashion.
And you love to be on the go. Your perfect day is filled with tons of fun.
Your perfect guy is a city guy, so head to LA, NYC, Sydney, or London to find him! What Kind of Girl Are You?
Your Aura is Blue
Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.

You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.

Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What Color Is Your Aura?
You Are Funky Panties
You're stylish, trendy, but not over the top.
You know how to look good - without looking like you're trying too hard.
Men think that you're cute, friendly, and approachable.
And you've got a spunky, feisty side that comes out after a while! What Kind of Panties Are You?
You are Dark Chocolate
You live your life with intensity, always going full force.
You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle.
An extreme person, you challenge and inspire the world! What Kind of Chocolate
You Are Summer!
Outgoing
Friendly
Flirty
Cute
Fun
What Season Are You?
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.

You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back.

In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it.

You have a hard time ending relationships, even if the other person says it's over. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet friends of all shapes and sizes.
Or maybe the dead...Because thats pretty challenging and I have a Quiji Board that Glows in the dark.
Hey guys not to be a jerk but I don't accept bands unless I know them personally.
Hey check out my writers' group. The Fic_Pool42 has been around for a few years and has fallen into disrepair so help me get it up and running again. It's a good place to get your story critiqued and to get some fun prompts for your writing. Hope to see you there!
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Music:

I love 80's Rock, Alternative as long as it's not Pearl Jam, the 60's, Dance music under 20 minutes a song, A lot of non-abusive/women degrading rap, Celtic Music, Weird stuff I hear randomly. No EMO, no Classic Rock & NO COUNTRY.
My Favorite Song is Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield.

Movies:

The Lost Boys, Austin Powers, Can't Hardly Wait, White Water Summer (Kevin Bacon Noo!!) Out on a Limb, Pirates of the Carribean, Willy Wonka, Tarzan (all of them), Road Movies, Superman I & II, A Nightmare on Elmstreet 1-4, and all the Clerks movies except Chasing Amy which stinks.

Television:

MacGyver, A-Team, StarGate SG1, Unsolved Mysteries, General Hospital (Home of Luke Spencer.), Survivor, DeadZone, Doctor Who '05, Smallville, Charmed, SU2, Coupling BBC, Bones, House, Trading Spouses, Spy BBC and any reality show that happens to be on when I'm walking by the TV.

Books:

The Secret Garden, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Dragon Riders of Pern, All Creatures Great & Small, Flowers for Algernon

Heroes:

I admire people who admit they're liars. It's a drag to have someone tell you they're honest and then watch them lie a million times a day. Be honest, we all lie.
And MacGyver.

My Blog

Erin's in Labor! & Baby Pool!

Okay so when we all found out Erin was pregnant, we did a baby pool. I was cleaning a few days ago and found it. Um...it's incrediblely wrong but anyway, I present to you, the Baby Pool (in the order ...
Posted by Karen on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

Going to San Francisco!

I bought my tickets today! I am rocking my way out to SanFran! This will be my 2nd trip out there. And I will be gone June5th and back on the 9th. So it's not a huge trip. But it will give me 3 days o...
Posted by Karen on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

Lion on Black Velvet

I rescued the best piece of art from the trash this morning. Oh yes, a giant angry lion head painted on wonderous black velvet... He is glorious. His brown carved, full of splinters frame matches my d...
Posted by Karen on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:57:00 PST

Bday Madness!

I added some of the pictures from Wens night's festivities to my phot album thingee. I now need it to add a lot of pictures at one time or I am going to get carpul tunnel adding things. So more pics w...
Posted by Karen on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

Sick again!

So now everything is draining into my chest which is already conjested. Work is definitely trying to kill me with it's germ infested environment. I even cleaned everything this time. The air in there ...
Posted by Karen on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

Do you watch General Hospital?

Hey y'all. I got a job interview tomorrow! Thanks Joe! I will be sure to get good and lost tomorrow and be late as per usual. Hopefully not. Anyway, this is just a quick blog to let you know that I am...
Posted by Karen on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

Thanks!

So the Yard Sale is over. We're hoping to do another one at my parents. More to help them get rid of junk and fund our crafting habit more than anything else. lol. But anyway, this morning I woke up t...
Posted by Karen on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

Yard Sale Tomorrow!

Hi! To help raise money for the Halloween Party....I am having a Yard Sale! So if you're up tomorrow (September 16th 10am-2pm) I will have a table set up outside my apartment. You all should know whe...
Posted by Karen on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

Survivor Race War!!!!

Last night Survivor started! Let me tell you this was the start of my love affair with reality TV. I know right? Make it stop! But I tell you I cannot stop watching things like Project Runway-Vincent ...
Posted by Karen on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

Busy Week...

So I quit the photography job. I trained for a week and made less than $200. And because of the equipment they wanted me to carry in my car and the amount of driving...I just paid over $200 to get my ...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST