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The Farkness

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About Me


I play in a band called Creepin' Charley And The Boneyard Orchestra .
I live with my wife, LIZ , in Indianapolis.
We have a toy fox terrier named Gou-Gou and an Australian Cattle Dog mix named Molly who are both bat shit crazy...
I will totally kick your ass at Madden '07.
I'm a dork.
MESSAGE BOARD SCREEN NAMES:
punkrocknight.com: F.U.D. ZINE
indianapolismusic.net: FARK

Click here for all the news, upcoming shows and music from CREEPIN' CHARLEY AND THE BONEYARD ORCHESTRA!

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My Interests

I like thrift store shopping, cooking, hanging out with my wife and yelling at football, annoying my dog and random other things. I could type on and on about crap, but who wants to read that, ya know?

I'd like to meet:

The majority of my list are people that I actually know and have had some form of a conversation with live and in person on numerous occasions. But, I'm always open to meeting people that wanna hang out when I come rollin' through their town. Word..... Oh, and I'd like to meet the entire Colts roster.

Music:

CREEPIN' CHARLEY AND THE BONEYARD ORCHESTRA(damn straight), THE JABS(yes, asshead), Elvis Costello, The Pixies, Tom Waits, TURBONEGRO, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy, Oblivians, Rip Off Records, Motley Crue, The Dirtbombs, The Clash, Mos Def, The Rolling Stones, Faith No More, The Who, Pavement, Teengenerate, New Bomb Turks, The Riverboat Gamblers, Frank Black(and The Catholics), Weezer, Guitar Wolf, The Problematics, The Rip Offs, Nashville Pussy, The Marked Men, Bad Wizard, The Slurs, The Retreads, DV, Majhas, The Relatives, Peelander-Z, The Eruptors, The Holy Ghosts, The Burning Sensations, The Resinators, Wu Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Avail, Operation Ivy, Jurassic 5, Wesley Willis, Ween, AC/DC, The Exploding Hearts,7 Shot Screamers, The Bamboo Kids, Super 88, The Beautys, Guns-N-Roses, Refused, The Kinks, The Reds, Supersuckers, America Owns The Moon, The Common, Otis Gibbs, About The Fire, Bad Times, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, The New York Dolls, Tomahawk, Black Star, The Datsuns, Seven Days Of Samsara, Preacher Gone To Texas, Electric Eel Shock, Gluecifer, Angry Samoans, The Compulsive Gamblers, Thee Headcoats, The Gories, Hot Hot Heat, At The Drive In, Robert Johnson, Otis Redding, The Dials, Sleater Kinney, Fugazi, Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks, Elliot Smith, Deltron 3030, Run DMC, DEAD BOYS, Handsome Boy Modeling School, MC5

Movies:

Anything Kevin Smith(except Jersey Girl), Anything Quentin Tarrantino, Shakes The Clown, The Goonies, Gangster No.1, Scarface, 16 Candles, Instrument, Say Anything, Stand By Me, TURBONEGRO(The Movie), The Princess Bride, American History X, The Warriors, Back To The Beach, High Fideity, One Crazy Summer, Pretty In Pink, This Island Earth, Shaft, Dolemite, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Harlem Nights, Half Baked, Kung Pow:Enter The Fist, The Last Starfighter, Crybaby, Pink Flamingoes, Pecker, Dangerous Living
Or just check out my DVD collection .. at FARK'S DVD COLLECTION

Television:

The Simpsons, Reno 911, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Kids In The Hall, Mr. Show, Tenacious D, The Sopranos, Upright Citizen's Brigade, MST3K, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development , Chapelle's Show, MythBusters, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Robot Chicken, SuperGroup, Criss Angel:Mindfreak, Dog Bites Man, Strangers With Candy, METALOCALYPSE

Books:

Anything by HUNTER S. THOMPSON, Junky, Dharma Bums, Cash by Johnny Cash, On The Road, The Autobiography Of The Dalai Lama, Dude Where's My Country, Where The Wild Things Are

Heroes:

William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Johnny Cash, David Cross, George Carlin, Kevin Smith, Tommy Lee(back in the day), Keith Moon, Animal R.I.P. HST

My Blog

Getting settled into the new crib...

So, we're officially moved into the new place as of a week ago. Still all kinds of unpacking and decorating to do, but everything's here. Internet and cable were hooked up yesterday by a guy that was ...
Posted by The Farkness on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

So sick of getting sick....

The way my job is set up, I'm in close quarters with a few people for a few hours a day. Plus, having to go to customers houses and show them what's wrong with computers and surround sound systems doe...
Posted by The Farkness on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

Best Boogie Night video ever!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8688577315402891785 Just wait 'til about 1:15 into it. You'll see what I'm talkin' about........
Posted by The Farkness on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:07:00 PST

I'm back online permanently.....

We finally got our internet up and running at the east side manor. The dog likes to sleep and fart in my lap as I type. Word.....
Posted by The Farkness on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

Thanks to Mikey for findin' this. It's one of the only references from Family Guy that I didn't get.....'til now!! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!...
Posted by The Farkness on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 09:34:00 PST

The Kanye West video....

Just check out the reactions at the end. Fucking priceless!!!
Posted by The Farkness on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:43:00 PST

I'm engaged!!!

Yup. I'm gonna be tyin' the knot in about a year now. There should be pics up on www.punkrocknight.com soon. So, I'm now officially taken, kids. Word!!!!!!! ...
Posted by The Farkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strange Days On Planet Earth..

I'm officially addicted to STRANGE DAYS ON PLANET EARTH on PBS. It's hosted by Edward Norton to boot. It deals with all kinds of weird phenomenon on the Earth. Mainly how man has helped to destroy any...
Posted by The Farkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you ever wanted blackmail photos of me.....

....here they are. My old friend, Alison, from high school just posted these for me to see. I've never been so embarrassed of my former self..... Me and Ryan(that's me at the top) heading to Juni...
Posted by The Farkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recent pics from a Creepin' Charley show(or The Evolution of Fark)

"Okay, show's starting. Gotta concentrate. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and...." "All right. Thing's are going well. Time to earn that money and make goofy faces. Which one should I do? Okay, we'll go with...
Posted by The Farkness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST