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worm

go and get yourself some cheap sunglasses

About Me

it is rare for me to breathe through both nostrils, i don't like airports but i like to fly, my girlfriend is awesome, since i was a child nerd - i am now an "adult" nerd, pineapple is the BEST fruit (unless starfruit is available), i can drink a beer with tons of quickness, if uninterupted i could sit in a room with headphones for days, bacon is perfect with every meal, i hate yardwork and my yard (wanna trade?), i like power naps (aka - beam black outs), someday i want to own a motorcycle, my cat barfs up hairballs too much, i wanna play war gods on nintendo 64, i am cell phone illiterate, there is never a good time for "dress-up" clothes, why does radio exsist anymore, i like cold coffee drinks and my band rulelz. i like to flip people off when they're having the time of their life. komodo dragons are cool

My Interests

rolling katamari
unsalted cashews
jim beam
beer, any kind but honey brown or mountain crest
inappropriate HI-FIVES
camel lights
cooking
googling
lego video games
Wii
lazer cats
shower scenes

I'd like to meet:


bill murray, david yow, will ferrell, jim carey, tom hanks, jello biafra, john c. reilly, sun ra, nick swardson, brenden smalls, bob saget, george mcfly, jessica simpson, tina fey, gina "crush" carrano, elvira-mistress of the dark, leelee sobieski, kristin chenoweth , cheri oteri, olivia d'abo, laura prepon, kate beckinsale, anna faris, chelsea handler, cheyenne silver, parker posey, milla jovovich, nicole eggert, jenna fischer, jennifer connelly, anne margret, kari byron, adrianne palicki, joanna kearne, mariah carey, kikki d'aire, julia louis dreyfus, emma bunton, phoebe cates, lisa kudrow, jean louisa kelly, the snorg tees girls, adriane coffin, spongebob squarepants, danger mouse, he-man, space ghost, brak, kuro, johnson, slip, velvet, opeo, havana, lalala, nik, fujio, ace, june, can-can, marcy,dipp, miso, marny, pandora, peso, foomin, colombo, honey, jungle, ichigo, odeko, the prince, the king, the queen and the rabbit

Music:

my confident, infinite top five
ween
peter gabriel
the beatles
led zeppelin
frank zappa

and current listening ...
goatsnake
bible of the devil
at the drive-in
queen
botch
dinosaur jr
kyuss
cursive
megadeth
the faces
zz top
the minutemen
electric wizard

and always...
BLACK SABBATH

Movies:

the stoned age
the dark crystal
the labyrinth
the big lebowski
the ballad of ricky bobby

Television:

women's beach volleyball
survivorman
metalacolypse
the brak show
diners, drive-ins and dives
30 rock
friday night lights

Books:

harry potter
handbook for the recently deceased
johnny cash's autobiography cash by johnny cash

Heroes:

my dad
hulk hogan

My Blog

death/scream bloody gore

bought this at some record store in florida when i was about 14.  we were staying with my great aunt.  my mom and her decided to take it and throw it away.  one came in my store used to...
Posted by worm on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

my 30 + beers trip to nashville...

...was awesome!always good to be home but damn if it ain’t great to leave it and play a show.  hopefully i can stay out longer next time around.springwater was awesome.  nice and divey...
Posted by worm on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:23:00 PST

best of 2007

best of, 2007 edition...1.  Witchcraft/The Alchemist2.  Ween/La Cucaracha3.  Alabama Thunderpussy/Open Fire4.  The GO! Team/Proof of Youth5,  High on Fire/Death is this Commun...
Posted by worm on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:30:00 PST

weird dreams and detox

detoxso i work in a place where people are pulling at the door before we open so that they can buy detox, or calling at 8:05am all nervous asking what time you open and how much money they have to fin...
Posted by worm on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:27:00 PST

best of 2006 (six months late)

1. Gnarls Barkley/St. Elsewhere2. Mastodon/Blood Mountain3. The Sword/Age of Winters4. Hank Williams III/Straight to Hell5. The Mars Volta/Amputechtur6. Cut Chemist/Audience is Listening7. Ween/Live i...
Posted by worm on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

the tyco family<scrugstories 11.27.2006>

we need to get to know the tyco family. gerald daryl tyco, D.O.B. 12.21.21born a poor man in the city streets of brownsburg, idaho.  not really like the city streets we know now bu...
Posted by worm on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

geurilla on gorilla <scrugstories 07.06.2006v3>

wrap your eyes around this one...so tori amos started hating the guerilla suit, out of nowhere, in the spring of 1978. something about rain getting all over it and making it heavy and stinky. well E...
Posted by worm on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:09:00 PST

Fried Potato Boogie Split 7" <scrugstories 07.04.2006v1>

check out this one.....potatos rule for numerous reasons, the first being that they were invented by famed stenographer Ryn Q. Slatklink who was Earl 'Texas' Scrugs' great-great-great-great grandaddy ...
Posted by worm on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:37:00 PST

Scrugs Funeral from the Future <scrugstories 07.04.2006v2>

okay, i'll tell you the joke that willie nelson told at earl 'texas' scrugs funeral.Q. do you know what you get when you cross an octopus with a david 'veerjay' naidu?A. i don't know either but it can...
Posted by worm on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST

...and three days w/jena/berlin

yeah,about the fire had an amazingly fun, semi-productive weekend with a band from philly called jena/berlin.  they are pretty good to watch and to listen to (fans of refused, at the drive-in, et...
Posted by worm on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:53:00 PST