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Churpa

Rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic fork!

About Me




I talk too much and I bite people.

My Interests

I find most things interesting, for one reason or another.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits....and all my friends and family who done gone

Music:

I am finally alphabetizing my records. I listen to the ones that I can't remember what they are or where they came from. After I listen, I still can't remember. Then I forget to get rid of them and they creep, insidiously, back into the collection.

Movies:

Nothing too experimental.

Television:

Red Dwarf, Buffy, Firefly, Old X-files...Could I be any cooler? Oh yeah, I like Northern Exposure too. Heh.

Books:

LOTR!!! American Gods, The Queen of the South, The Wind-up Bird Chronicles, John Adams by David Mcullough, Ashendon: British Agent, The Great Cheese Conspiracy, The Master and Margarita, Down There on a Visit, Archy and Mehitabel, Salinger, L.M Montgomery, Black Hole, Ghost World, Travels With My Aunt, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, A History of Mexico by Henry Bamford Parkes, Assasination Vacation,The Razor's Edge, Half Magic, The Fatal Shore

Heroes:

Mark Twain, Anton Chekov, John and Abigail Adams, Douglas Adams, Joss Whedon, Neko Case, Dolly Parton, 'the cat', Shayna Kai

My Blog

aaron fucking burr, bitches!

You know how myspace links you to everyone else on myspace with similar interests listed? Like if you hit, say, Nirvana (sorry haters) in your music list, it'll link you to seven million other myspace...
Posted by Churpa on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:07:00 PST

6/21/04

life is best reduced to its lowest terms....slaphappy and stupid at the end of a long week...no not the end...just an 18 hour sabatical on a road littered with chicken bones and pbr cans....drove acro...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

valium, blowtorches, and of course the ubiquitous salmon

five days into a seven day stretch of work. so cracked out I've given up coffee. by that I mean, I haven't had any in at least two hours...my boss just called to tell me he bought me a hat. I hope thi...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

barbecue

kickin' at the fish wharehouse. my boss and I are planning a barbecue competition for sunday and as its at the fremont fair we need insurance. 580 bucks baby, plus 150 if we want full terrorist covera...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tina

My mother arrives in her '78 chinook camper with her dying dog. She likes to tell me to pay more attention to the dog, that the dog won't be around so long, that the dog's feelings get hurt if I don't...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wharehouses and whorehouses

The things that come to me are not easy to explain. There is never the corporate job in a warm bubble of light, lines computer clean, glassed over with the sort of clear plastic a company like microso...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

beer caps, bok-choy, john cusack

I think I will take to looking at this time of poverty as an excellent opportunity to acquire nothing for months on end. My closet is full of boxes...mishapen from years of being squashed into closets...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fire escape

SITTING out on my fire escape at around sunset looking out to the sound. A wind is riling up the water and ruffling the blackberry bushes that grow along the alley below. I am drinking a glass of casa...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mopescape mix

My firend Jesse wrote me telling me how he finally asked this girl out and it turns out her e-mail adress is isis at something.com and he happened to ask her out on the fifth of may, which, you know, ...
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

as lydia deets says...'my life is a dark room, one big dark room'. that was funnier to me when I worked in a dark room, but you know, I'll take my humor stale....

my roommate dino just came in with a half full bottle of windex he stole from the deli he works at and that is the most exciting thing thats happened to me all day
Posted by Churpa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST