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kamaria

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

where to begin... my love runs than deeper than river of whiskey for a boozer in search of oasis; stretches farther than the endless poppy feilds of a junkies dream; buds richer than the best weed ever grown; tastes better than a meal cooked by the worlds best chef. you get my drift... but beware... I am like a fox in the night and you all are my prey. I look forward to what life brings me be it broke days drinkin forties in the rainy alley without an umbrella or fresh caught sashimi in a mexican hammock with a cocktail..(of course delivered to me by a hot tan pirate type sex prince). I'd say these to circumstances are good metaphorical extremes for my life so far....of course i prefer the latter extreme.. someday i plan to set sail permanently from the rainy alley and live forever in the mexican hammock. If you know what its like to have a solid crew then you just might be safe..

My Interests

long walks on the beach,sex...not on the sand.., poppy feilds, men who bring me flowers, inventing new cocktails and names for them, inventing new board games, big trampolines, my nonexistent garden, air guitar, finger pickin, mexico beaches and hamocs, sex, beer, tequila, fresh caught fish, bbq, crystal clear blue water, tropical sun and tanning oil, men who bring me cold beer and rub tanning oil on me whilst i'm lying next to the crystal clear blue water under a tropical sun..., party yachts, clean coolers, trying to be sporty, inflatable rafts with plenty of cup holders, talented men who sing to me (actually anyone talented will do the trick), undying love, piracy, rock stardom, palapa pina, frank's place, pop roxxx, and the desert marsh cabaret.

I'd like to meet:

anyone appetizing. i can be quite voracious on occasion.

Music:

cracker, camper van b, tom waits, the gourds, neko case, patsy, jimmy buffet, snoop dog, Latyrx, fred eaglesmith, alot of other cool ass shit that I am far too lazy to list. I can't stand most noise, techno, new jazz, new country or r&b

Movies:

I'm a twin peaks type person I guess.

Television:

blah. everyonce in a while i get addicted to the simpsons, king of the hill, that white trash mafia series (whats it called?), and that other one about the funeral home family and the hot chick that drives a hearse...six feet under.. love that shit... oh yeah. weeds and carnival.

Books:

i don't like picking favorites. right now im reading the wiskey robber and killing pablo.

Heroes:

all my friends and family for still loving me, tom waits, tom brown, the first astronaut, the person who invented beer, etc.

My Blog

this little life of mine....

too late, too fuckin early, i sit here... in my easy chair. Helloo cyberspace, you know you love me. its cold here and dark . the whiskey is empty, the fridge holds just one bev, ah well , so be it. s...
Posted by kamaria on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:27:00 PST

filthy flowers

so whats up with this whole 'blog' thing any hoo . i mean , i never written anything for everyone to feast upon so i hope all y ou  fuckers like it. i am really good at procrastinating and , as a...
Posted by kamaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST