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Gracer

Quite frankly, I'm a good time.(Lovitz rocks my world!)

About Me

I am from Mesa Arizona, I live in Los Angeles. I am addicted to reading and over thinking..relaxing is my favorite hobby. I don't shower very often. I feel the presence of a God on a daily basis. I'm a people watcher. I love to perform:I create comedy-Anytime, Anywhere and I wake up feeling like Jay Z most days.
mp3 music code from tasty mp3 Saw these guys at Mosaic Church in Los Angeles, def worth a listen people.

My Interests

Stalking elderly people, you never know what they'll do next! OR where they'll go next-IHOP or Denny's? You just dont know with those crazy cats!In my sparetime you'll find me at the nearest antique roadshow...just looking for sales and such. Next I bring booze over to a nearby elderly home...it's crazy over there on Saturday nights, topless 80 year old women and elderly men tripping all over there breathing machines. Me?It's simple really, I have the bod of an elderly man and the personality of a saucy grandma at a nude beach.

I'd like to meet:

If you have V Cast on your phone, go to comedytime channel and chickcomedy and you'll see me ranting about my adventures stalking Jon Lovitz. Ill say this much: It's worth checking out. Lovitz I'm after you. . .

Music:

I do play air jazz flute just to attract some gentlemen friends.

Movies:

WALK HARD! Almost Famous, Half Nelson, any movie Will Ferrell is in.

Television:

My remote is lost.

Books:

I actually love to read...I've never read one Harry Potter book or scene one Harry Potter movie..but I'm fascinated by Harry Potter.I have a barnes and noble fetish. Screw librarys.

Heroes:

God is Good, and alot of people are good people!

My Blog

Observations.

(All of these start out with Today, but this did not all happen in one day, they are different days and I add onto it)Today...I saw multiple people fighting with parking ticket people about their park...
Posted by Gracer on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

The Original Gourmet Jelly Belly Bean

I'm such a lovely evil doer of sort that when someone walks by that I kindof know(key word kindof) I come off nice by asking them if they want some jelly beans. They say yes of course, then I hand the...
Posted by Gracer on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:20:00 PST

Mens Warehouse

Alot of girls ask me the same question."Grace, where can I find a stand up guy? The kind of guy that will open the door for me, pay for dinner and then actually remember the conversation we had over ...
Posted by Gracer on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

GoldRusher

Don't get your hopes up. This ride is a lie.I rode this ride at magic mountain and ....there is no gold. No gold of any kind or form.I even pulled the roller coaster over mid way through and searched ...
Posted by Gracer on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:17:00 PST

imaginary friends are safe.

I wish I had an elf that lived with me but I didn't know it, and I wish that elf would refill my drink every time it needed to be refilled. I wish that elf would also emmpty out my blatter for me. See...
Posted by Gracer on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

Story time with Grace

Once upon a time little children from all ends of the earth went skipping and galuping across mountains and fields and then through rivers, dug there way through swamps and walked from the ends of the...
Posted by Gracer on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST

reprimands me

I'll tell you flat outit hurts so much to think of thisso from my thoughts I will excludethis very thing thatI hate more than everything isthe way I'm powerlessto dictate my own moodsI've thrown aways...
Posted by Gracer on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:44:00 PST