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Jason Reed

To pimp or not to pimp that is the question

About Me

I'm a big jerk, but you'll get over it.

My Interests

I'm interestred in alternative ways of living. We in the western hemisphere have all been influenced by Aristotle, and Plato, and we've left no room for everything else, the things we can't explain. I'm interestred in Holistic Science (not holistic healing) and Eastern Mysticism.

I'd like to meet:

Your mommm

Music:

Jadakiss, 8 ball and MJG, Counting Crows, 311, 36 chambers, any wu tang man, Brad Sucks, Eddie Sadler, Tommy Shrader, Sublime, South Austin Freebooters, Black Tar, Devin the Dude, Rage, Deftones, Nirvana, JJ CALE, Glyfix, The Enraun Wailers, Bottle Scars, Black Tar,

Television:

Next, Parental Control, Forensic Files (the david brown episode, sports, sports talk shows, C-Span and who could forget c-span 2? not me that's for shure.

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle MaintainanceThe Rise and fall of the Third Reich (yes all three books slacker)The Tao of Physics.Modern ScienceStupid White MenMy Life- Bill Clinton's autobiographyMemorios of Ulysses S GrantThe Turning PointAncient Eastern KOANSEverybody PoopsThe Guitar GrimoreThe Complete Idiots Guide to Music TheoryThe Observation Point

Heroes:

Ulysses S. Grant, Atilla the Hun, Hannibal (the Carthinoginan) and of course my dad.

My Blog

New slogans/ bumper stickers for leia DD

I don't shit in your face, so don't pray for my ass.  Bloody stumps, make for good humps.  mmmmm I just farted. 2 girls 1cup good, 3 girls 1 midget better.babies on herion don't cry babies o...
Posted by Jason Reed on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:04:00 PST

Blog has moved

This blog is over.  Luckily there's a new one at http://yourmommm.blogspot.com/I don't think I'll ever delete these posts, but I'm just sick of how long it takes to actually get to it, and update...
Posted by Jason Reed on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:42:00 PST

Its like Im chicken little and youre the falling sky

If you are what you eat, then wouldn't you also eat what you are?  Mmmm flesh.  Ok ok what a weird way to start off a blog.  Right down tangent lane.  I thought I would just get t...
Posted by Jason Reed on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:01:00 PST

Nina’s Cock part 3 Trannys in Training

blog in- Don't ask me how.  I won't tell you why.  But, for the first time in real life the other night, I met a Tranny.  Although, a bit awkard at first he or she was actually not that...
Posted by Jason Reed on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:48:00 PST

my new rap song

I took the beat from a beatles track, and then made it sound differently, and then rapped over it.  I love rapping.  It’s so liberating, check it out.   Hope it makes you laugh.&n...
Posted by Jason Reed on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:18:00 PST

Japanease Tetris

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Posted by Jason Reed on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:31:00 PST

There are some things I want to say, I cant tell the world

So... if you’re not a preferred reader, you’re going to be left out of a few of the blogs from now on.  It’s not that I don’t like you.  It’s that I like you so...
Posted by Jason Reed on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:10:00 PST

Seriously, homeless guy, what were you thinking?

So I found this on the ground on the way home the other night.  I thought it was so funny that I picked it up.  I made it look black and whie in photoshop so that you could read it better.&...
Posted by Jason Reed on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:52:00 PST

My Pen Pal

This may stun a lot of you to know, but I have a pen pal.  He's a 19 year old laborer named Sanzi from Africa.  We've been corresponding for about four years now.  I started writing to ...
Posted by Jason Reed on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST

Hey if you dont wanna read a survey, then skip it

..> Random Do you have any pets? Yes.  I bet he's at home right now, humping this or that.  What color shirt are you wearing? Grey Name three things that are physically close to you: L...
Posted by Jason Reed on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST