Miss Sweeney

IF I DO NOT KNOW YOU PERSONALLY, DO NOT ASK TO BE MY FRIEND!!! I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
10 things.
10 Random Things About me
10.: I'm allergic to strawberries
9.: I FUCKING love classical music...
8.: If I have an itch, I scratch til I bleed or bruise...I don't do it on purpose, I just do...and I bruise easily
7.: I WAS just here for the gangbang!...but lately, I've been thinking of settling down ;)
6.: I have a real fucked up sense of humor that a lot of people dont get
5.: I forget what I'm talking about a lot mid-sentence...
4.: I'm a lover, a fighter, a singer, and a writer.
3.: I'm pretty anal about correct grammar and spelling.
2.: I enjoy beating up ugly girls.
1.: I am totally pop-culturally lost...by choice
9 Words that Describe Me
1.: Loquacious
2.: Assiduous
3.: Facetious
4.: Resilient
5.: Indecisive
6.: Vivacious
7.: Dauntless
8.: Appealing
9.: Candid
8 More Interesting Things About ME (as if you gave a shit)
1.: I'm the only person I know who cried at the end of V for Vendetta...True story
2.: That fucking nuclear bomb scene in Terminator II gave me nightmares FOR YEARS
3.: I LOVE roller coasters
4.: Chances are, your mom hates me
5.: I enjoy in seeing that my past nemeses, and ppl who thought they were all that, get fat over the years
6.: I also enjoy flashing prison buses
7.: One time in kindergarten, I peed in my panties just a little bit and didnt want to wear them...So I tucked them under my arm the rest of the day till I got home
8.: "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say 'that's the bad guy.'"
7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1.: Skydive BLITZED
2.: Fly a Plane
3.: Crash a Plane
4.: Go To the Cannibus Cup at least thrice...just to observe, of course.
5.: Bask naked in the waters of lake Minnetonka
6.: Own a Porn/Antique Shop... I will sell wooden dildos and chastity belts made of bear traps
7.: suck 37 dicks.....IN A ROW!!! *inside joke*
6 Pet Peeves
1.: People who chew with their mouths open. It's fucking disgusting and shows a lack of manners. YES bitches, I at least have manners! I chew with my mouth closed! Mama didnt teach you no manners or what?
2.: Celebrity Gossip--It's like "Seriously?" There are SO many more things and more important issues going on in our world today that we should be concerned with
3.: When ppl put on thier myspace that they're a "proud parent" & yet, they dont have any pics of them up..."Proud parent" my fucking ass!
4.: When ppl wear fake contacts...Its like c'mon man A.)they're obviously fake, B.)they're SOOOO 1990's, and C.)its like trying to be something you're not--sounds fucked up but hey, there are some things, you CAN'T change. Accept it already.
5.: Gullible, artless, insecure girls, shit talkers who have no intention of backing up their words. I really don't believe or buy that 'Be a better man & walk away' shit...It's like you walk your talk or you DON'T talk it. It's like that old sayin 'You made your bed now lie in it!'--just modernized.
6.: when ppl use the "I did it because I was drunk" or "I blacked out and dont remember what happened" excuse...now if you're still 17 or 19, this is understandable... If you're 21 or 22, welcome to growing up...if 23 or 24 you should know better...and if you're older, you have no fkn excuse. Seriously. Stop using substances as your scapegoat, stop feeling sorry for yourself & take some responsibility for your own actions...or get some fucking help. This doesn't mean you get any credit if you go to rehab or jail, get out, then pull the same shit...Just because the stars do it doesn't mean you have to follow suit honey...
5 Things I'm Afraid Of
1.: Cookie dying...bitch is 15 years old!
2.: Getting busted with "drugs"
3.: White People
4.: Either of my parents dying before I do
5.: The Donkey Lady and La Llorona! Coocui!
4 Favorite Movie Quotes
1.: "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy?...Or are you gonna bite?"--Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
2.: "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"--Tyler Durden, Fight Club
3.: "Every man dies, not every man really lives."--William Wallace, Braveheart
4.: "Never under estimate the power of denial."--Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
3 Things I Need Right Now
1.: Patience
2.: Money
3.: Wisdom
2 Things I Believe In
1.: The Cookster
2.: KARMA
1 Person You Could Meet If You Could Meet Anyone
1.: I'd like to meet Jesu H. Christo! because Mary Magdalene aint got SHIT on me!!!...and I'd like to smoke a bowl with him, have him call me out on my shit, and then talk about the shit I dont understand...Not only am I positive he would smoke the diggity dank, but I bet he'd be hilarious stoned!
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