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The Lord Dragon, ACN, CF

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"There is a hand to turn the time,
Though thy Glass today be run,
Till the light that hath brought the Towers low,
Find the last poor Pret'rite one...
Till the Riders sleep by ev'ry road,
All through our crippl'd Zone,
With a face in ev'ry mountainside,
And a Soul in ev'ry stone..."
--From Gravity's Rainbow
by Thomas Pynchon

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Mute Herbalist.

Where You Lived: Italy.

How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?I am 78% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A handless midget who doesn't let adversity dampen his dreams.
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Name: What use are names to an entity with no existence outiside the cybersphere?
Birthday: After Jesus but before the Olson Twins
Birthplace: 'Bout two degrees up and one over from the Devil's scabies
Current Location: Same thing but not the same place, somehow...
Eye Color: What azure pools upon a desert oasis at sunset would look like if they were full of bullshit
Hair Color: It looks brown in the picture
Height: Classified information
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm doing. You don't want more detail. Really.
Your Heritage: Last Lord of the De Danaan
The Shoes You Wore Today: The same shoes I wear everyday, Pinky
Your Weakness: Dumbass internet quizzes
Your Fears: Got a few hours and a pen?
Your Perfect Pizza: Topped with arsenic and delivered to the White House
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See above
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Brett, you're scaring me
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why did I do that?
Your Best Physical Feature: Was burned off in a horific incident involving a curling iron, a red headband, and a throng of screaming Vietnamese men waving cash
Your Bedtime: Whenever my eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: How can I know what it is if I've missed it? Seriously, am I not getting this question?
Pepsi or Coke: Are both my feudal masters
MacDonalds or Burger King: What, Mickey D's is Scottish now?
Single or Group Dates: Okay, just don't get it in my eye
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Really, these product comparisons are getting old
Chocolate or Vanilla: Really.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Are fun to mix together
Do you Smoke: The question is, do I not smoke
Do you Swear: Like my grandmother
Do you Sing: Rock out in the shower daily
Do you Shower Daily: Only so I can rock out
Have you Been in Love: Now you're just being mean
Do you want to go to College: Jeez, I can't stop going
Do you want to get Married: Do you want me to spray fetid bacon grease up your nose with a turkey baster?
Do you belive in yourself: Cogito ergo sum
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: I have a very small gravitantional field, if I recall my physics class correctly
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ha ha...*cough*hehheh.... ..*kef*ehem...um. Is it too late to say yes?
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as we don't talk
Do you like Thunderstorms: More than my dog. Who's dead come to think of it. Damn, now I'm sad. Thanks a lot.
Do you play an Instrument: Same one as Tyrone Slothrop
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I can't remember, the whole month is blacked out for some reason.
In the past month have you Smoked: If not, someone's been stealing a LOT of cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I already said the whole month is blacked out.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What are those?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I've been mauling, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box? You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No decent places to eat it down here by the Devil's scabies
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does in front of classroom count? I'm acting like I know things...
In the past month have you been Dumped: I would have to be picked up first
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I find clothed activities offensive
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only things that weren't mine
Ever been Drunk: Anything's possible during those blacked out periods
Ever been called a Tease: Someone has to be interested in order to tease them
Ever been Beaten up: Isn't public school a euphemism for that?
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but never for profit
How do you want to Die: Absurdly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone who learns his lesson and stops taking these damn quizzes
What country would you most like to Visit: One that isn't full of jerks
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Same as mine, but without the bullshit
Favourite Hair Color: Same as in my picture but in real life
Short or Long Hair: Whatever floats your boat
Height: Tall enough to be seen with the naked eye
Weight: In accordance with height so as to not look freaky
Best Clothing Style: You know how I feel about clothes...
Number of Drugs I have taken: What, like I can remember them all?
Number of CDs I own: Not enough to look cool, but too many to avoid seeming geeky
Number of Piercings: Why would I want to do that to myself?
Number of Tattoos: Well, while we're on the subject of self-mutilation, does occasionally burning yourself with cigarettes count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How many things are in my past?

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My Blog

To the losers and the rejects...

To all of us out there who can't hold a relationship down and can't cut one off either; to all of us out there who have half-a-dozen folks around who swear "they'd like to date us IF ONLY..." but no o...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:37:00 GMT

International man of reprobation

Now, with garage-brewed beer in hand, new brit rock album playing, and a few hours of repose, I do indeed feel as thought I'm in a space to write of the latest of my international odysseys.  Ahh,...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:10:00 GMT

The crap just keeps on coming *LONG*

  So, I said waaaaaay back when I sorta started this sorta-blog that I'd have story excerpts, but, hey, ya know, grad school and life and grad school got in the way.  The following is&n...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:36:00 GMT

I am an uncle

And things feel pretty much the same. Seriously, though.  That's pretty cool.  His head is bigger than mine was, so I'm a little ticked off about my previous O'Bryan/Higgins record being des...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:15:00 GMT

Yes indeed

As Invader Zim once said: "I have finished.  My BUSINESS."  Yes, that's right, I have finished my first thesis chapter, global conspiracies aside.  Choke on it suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:45:00 GMT

Behind the hieroglyphic streets there is either a transcendent meaning, or only the earth...

Okay, so I should really be writing my thesis chapter on The Crying of Lot 49 which will also be my doctoral writing sample and my advisor needs by Sunday to revise.  BUT. Then there is my new pr...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:10:00 GMT

and again with the crap

Yah, so.  No time to write interesting bits of thoughts or stories.  Again.  I offer a poem that no one will or should read.  As always, I'm all about prophylactics (I wear a condo...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:52:00 GMT

I’m behind the times (by about 5 centuries)

Okay, so this may come as a big "no duh" to any English major readers, but in studying for the GRE subject test (goddamnpieceofsheepfuckingcystspew) I have come across the most awesome poem ever. ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:07:00 GMT

six strange things

1.  I'm afraid of stickers.  Not sticky things.  Not tape, sushi rice, or them spider ball thingies that you throw at a wall.  Just stickers.  Don't know why.  Just hate ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 20:03:00 GMT

Conspiracy nuts

I thought about writing a post on this subject for some time, but now this fellow's gone and done a damn good job of it himself, saying most of what I would have said, and better: http://www.mikegerbe...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 14:36:00 GMT