Valentine's Day |
I saw the saddest thing I have ever seen this past Valentine's Day.I went to my school's cafeteria to grab some overpriced and disappointing food. As I was walking out, I saw this couple sitting at on...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 14:20:00 GMT |
In 2008, |
-I was named one of the top 4 college comedians in America in the Sierra Mist College Comedy Competition-I made my network TV debut on Jimmy Kimmel Live!-I learned how to write sketch comedy and have ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:08:00 GMT |
The Best Albums of 2008 According to Me |
Let me first kick this off by saying that '08 sucked in general. Sure we elected Obama and that was awesome, but a lot of terrible shit went down this year around the world. Even in music this was a s...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:53:00 GMT |
Dear Taco Bell, |
Specifically: Dear Midnight Crew of the Taco Bell on Apache & Rural,You hoodlums picked the wrong customer to fuck with. After two tremendous shows at The Comedy Spot, I went to go celebrate the eveni...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:27:00 GMT |
Costume Creation |
I am puzzled as to what blasphemous garments I shall endow myself with for this hellish evening of drunken debauchery. Last year I went as my favorite superhero: Superman! It was really easy too all I...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:15:00 GMT |
God Damn Fucking George Bush. |
This country's economic downfall has finally hit me in the hardest way, by taking away one of the few joys that I have in life. I am of course talking about my supply of Nestle's Ice Cream Cookie Sand...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:08:00 GMT |
It’s a 109 and miserable |
Just like John McCain.Wacka Wacka.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:14:00 GMT |
I HATH BEEN SWOONED |
This evening I was watching The Colbert Report, chuckling over his political musings and agreeing with The Word. I was taken by surprise when he announced his guest Jennifer Hooper McCarty author of t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 23:34:00 GMT |
Arthur C. Clarke |
12/16/1917-3/18/2008A man who was a definite influence to my creative process and a true innovator of science fiction. He will be missed. RIP
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:51:00 GMT |
The Jimmy Kimmel Show: The Aftermath |
Yes, I lost. I was a finalist in Jimmy Kimmel's Funniest College Kid in America Competition. I did not win. Am I sad? mad? heartbroken? Hell no! The whole experience to me was a riot! I learned that I...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:30:00 GMT |
