all you need to know is
love is all you need to know
- 14r
- cats
- stealing
- mmmakin' babies
- not reading unoriginal people's lists of quirky things they enjoy.
[ie: thunderstorms, bananas, laughing til you cry, etc.]
ALSO:
-timothy treadwell
-philip zimbardo
-tobias funke
-ricky gervais
-larry david
-joey greco, of cheater's fame
-jesus
-anyone who's punched a wild animal
-barb altman (prone to insufficient leaning)
-dave eggers (a genius)
-david foster wallace (arguably an even more genius genius)
-tony perkis of the perkis-sytem
-tim and eric
-chris hansen and his chat logs
-john-boy walton and his mole
-cat-people
-dead people
-boys who wear jean shorts and/or overalls
-artists, authors, drifters, hitch-hikers, and all types of homeless persons
-people who know a lot about black holes, space ships, time travel, other galaxies, etc.
-people who can sword-fight, joust, yodel, or that possess other out-of-date talents
-people who believe in the lochness monster, bigfoot, fairies, elves, ghosts, santa claus, or sarah burton
-whoever invented cigarettes with recessed filters so i can smoke and use my machine gun at the same time
-whoever invented sprint relay, and didn't think about how conducive (by very nature) that service was to being abused for humor's sake
-those well-versed in the areas of philosophy, wild-life, pilgrims, abstinence, or creating edible masterpieces with inexpensive household ingredients
-anyone who isnt boring
NOT TO MENTION: the cult-squadron of overweight blue-collar have-nots and mythical creatures i will breed and subsequently brainwash to eat the silicon-enhanced supermoms
Who I'd NOT like to meet:
- people who dont dance
- people who cant spell
-!!!
-13 and God
-air
-amadou and mariam
-anathallo
-animal collective
-antony and the johnsons
-apostle of hustle
-appleseed cast
-aphex twin
-arcade fire
-architecture in helsinki
-as tall as lions
-atmosphere
-athlete
-azure ray
-badly drawn boy
-barrington levy
-battles
-the beatles
-beck
-belle and sebastian
-big organ trio
-bjork
-black moth super rainbow
-black rebel motorcycle club
-bloc party
-blonde redhead
-blood brothers
-bob dylan
-boy least likely to
-boys noize
-the books
-boozoo bajou
-brazilian girls
-broken social scene
-brookville
-busy p
-cat power
-chromeo
-clap your hands say yeah
-clint mansell
-cloud cult
-cocorosie
-cold war kids
-computer club
-the cribs
-crosby, stills, and nash
-cryptonites
-crystal castles
-cursive
-cut chemist
-daft punk
-damien rice
-danger doom
-dandy warhols
-danielson family
-deathcab for cutie
-death from above 1979
-depeche mode
-devendra banhart
-digitalism
-dizee rascal
-dhizan and kamien
-eddie money
-electric light orchestra
-elefant
-elton john
-eisley
-enur
-espers
-the exit
-explosions in the sky
-the faint
-federico aubele
-feist
-felix da housecat
-fischerspooner
-fiona apple
-flaming lips
-fleetwood mac
-the frames
-fratellis
-frou frou
-genesis
-gnarls barkley
-godspeed you black emperor
-hot chip
-imogen heap
-infected mushroom
-interpol
-jahcoozi
-jeff buckley
-j5
-justice
-kaiser chiefs
-kenna
-kings of convenience
-klaxons
-kronos quartet
-ladytron
-lanterna
-LCD soundsystem
-manu chao
-mika
-mindless self indulgence
-modeselektor
-modest mouse
-mojave3
-mother hips
-mstrkrft
-muse
-m.i.a.
-new pornographers
-nick drake
-now its overhead
-of montreal
-peaches
-peter bjorn and john
-phoenix
-phutureprimitive
-polyphonic spree
-postal service
-queen
-ratatat
-ray lamontagne
-regina spector
-reindeer section
-rokysopp
-sigur ros
-simian mobile disco
-the shins
-spoon
-styx
-sufjan stevens
-superfurry animals
-supersystem
-tegan and sara
-teddybears
-thievery corporation
-tv on the radio
-toots
-uffie
-umphreys mcgee
-we barbarians
-wilco
-the whitestripes
-the winks
-wolfmother
-wolf parade
-zero7
-zombie nation
-Donnie Darko
- Mirrormask
- Brick
- The Science of Sleep
-Babel
- You and Me and Everyone We Know
-Requiem for a dream
-Y Tu Mama Tambien
-Stephen King Movies (circa 1990), especially IT
- City of God
- Run Lola Run
- Memento
- Being John Malkovich
- Life Aquatic
-Grizzlyman
-Spun
-Royal Tennenbaums
-Land before Time
-ANY Christopher Guest Movie (ie. waiting for guffman, best in show, mighty wind)
-Moulin Rouge
-Rear Window
-Heavyweights
-Hot Rod
-The Shining
-Home Movies, starring anyone
-i love low budget horror movies
..
-Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
-Mystery Science Theater 3000
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-Seinfeld
-Most Evil
-Body of Evidence
-Animusic on PBS
-Intervention
-Fawlty Towers
-Americas Funniest Home Videos
-Cheaters
-MSNBC Investigates
-60 Minutes
-Forensic Files
-The Investigators
-Cops
-Anything on CourtTV
-Anything on Discovery HD
-Sealab 2021
-MXC
-Planet Earth
-Sunrise Earth
-To Catch a Predator
-The BBC Office
-Stella
-American Gladiators
-and i really liked family guy til they ran out of jokes
a heartbreaking work of staggering genius
brief interviews with hideous men
extremely loud and incredibly close
girl with curious hair
what is the what
infinite jest
you shall know our velocity
crime and punishment
the safety of objects
everything is illuminated
life of pi
on the road
V
how we are hungry
ot and nt************************
NOTE: if you dont like books, i probably dont like you
My Friends. My Brother. My Cats.
People who use the word "chumpy" as an adjective.