I am the Casanova dog.
I'm not here to make new friends, just keep in touch with the ones I have now.
I eat well, and I drink well, and I sleep well-but that's all. -Thomas Morton
The rapturous, wild and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense. -Henry Sambrooke Leigh
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits
Drinking is a way of ending the day. -Ernest Hemingway
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra
I drink to make other people interesting. -George Jean Nathan