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tiny kong!

About Me

NOBODY'S RUDE AS MY GLOCK IS.
I ask a lot of questions, but you'll never catch me asking for help. My skin twitches when I want to move. I think I'm hilarious & laugh at my own jokes. I smoke Marlboro Reds. I am more alive than you are, & I'm probably going to die soon.

Freddy Kerner 2.12.09, I don't fucking care what it takes, I'm keeping you forever. You are my universe, my best friend, my everything.
ADD // CMNT // MSG // BLOG

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I will take any idiot, genius, hypocrite, aristocrat, hustler, savant, or hobo who can make me smile with all my teeth. No more disappointments, please.

My Blog

Music.

Aesop Rock, Akron/Family, Anathallo, Andrew Bird, Animal Collective, Aphex Twin, The Arcade Fire, As Tall As Lions, Battles, Beach House, Beck, Beirut, Benny Benassi, The Blood Brothers, The Blow, Boa...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:38:00 GMT

Babyboy.

He's a magician. His words aren't sugar-coated but I eat them like candy. He can ease my tremors with three words & the smile I can hear in his voice. His smile that melts my heart melt & my legs g...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:59:00 GMT

Je suis moi-meme.

I'm a bitter, stubborn, sarcastic, cynical, neurotic, hyperactive, hysterical, anxious, honest, rude, loud, quiet, obnoxious, horny, tenacious, irritating, gutsy, spastic, spontaneous, over-analytical...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:57:00 GMT

Strung out, summer 2007.

i feel like i might cry.
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:18:00 GMT

Scatterbrain.

1. & your car smells like memories & hot winter skin & how you used to hold my hand when you were driving the stick shift fuck you fuck you fuck you. you've got a brain of oblivion. i shouldn't be the...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:48:00 GMT

Heavy boots.

It's tuesday night, & I haven't eaten since last wedesday.I'm not fucking eating.I'm not fucking eating.I'm not fucking eating. You're so goddamn stubborn & you won't listen to me & whatever I say go...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:18:00 GMT