A dog with a soul. The first man to ever carve out a Bible in the shape of a weapon in order to hide the weapon of that shape. Pee Wee Herman (may he rest in peace), Johnny Appleseed/Davey Crocket (one in the same), someone who can pimp my ride, bus drivers, black cowboys, a rich middle-aged person who doesn't Google things, a dog with buck-teeth, someone selling pirate maps, hooker with an eye patch, the inventor of the five dollar footlong, the inventor of the four dollar footlong, people who hang out at banks, Summer Sanders, a choir of bodybuilders