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miss ak47

i'm a hopeless necromantic.

About Me

i love zombies, animals and art. i love to draw, sculpt, watch horror anything. i love my little family. i love to hang out with good people and drink good drinks. i love the yee. i love lamp. i LOVE cereal!-obsessive tooth-brusher- -compulsive dieter- -hypicritical nutrionist- -contributor to the greater masses of the obesity epidemic- -stone-cold romantic- -necrophelia-induced-masterbator-i like tattoos. i like piercings. i'm into unnecessary surgery. i love all kinds of art. natrual oddities and deformaties amaze me. i like to stare. i love the quiet. more importantly i love my free time where i can just escape into my own little world, unware of what is going on around me and work on some severed heads or whatever other project i have started. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

sculpting , drawing , special FX makeup: watching movies, walking in the woods. collecting creepy things. bruce campbell . jeffrey combs . cillian murphy . drinking . tarantulas. ALL THINGS ZOMBIE

I'd like to meet:

fellow undead. maybe old friends from back in the day or new friends because i am a loser and don't get out much.

Music:

industrial. -frontline assembly- -funker vogt- -tragedie ann- -sheep on drugs- -vnv nation- -suicide cammando- -razed n black- -bile- -VAC- -cky- -gravity kills- -richard cheese- -chemical brothers- -crystal method- -delerium- -zombie- -she wants revenge- -depeche mode- -infected mushroom- -electric six- -HIM- -msi- -ministry- -elvis- -misfits- -sean paul- -random mix cds that rad people make me.

Movies:

-evil dead- -evil dead 2- -army of darkness- -reanimator- -shaun of the dead- -night of the living dead- -28 days later- -dawn of the dead- -day of the dead- -return of the living dead- -high tension- -half baked- -beetlejuice- -fight club- -nightmare on elmstreet- -house of 1000 corpses- -seven- -hills have eyes- -land of the dead- -silence of the lambs- - the texas chainsaw massacre- -Aftermath- -sympathy for Lady Vengance- -the Masters of Horror shorts- -dragonball (the magic begins)- -HOSTEL- -cabin fever- -Gozu- -Sin City- -2001 maniacs-

Television:

isnt dat one of dem der picture boxes??? we don't have dem in dis neck of da woods. but if i'd have to pick, i would say The Office, csi new york, and nip tuck

Books:

Huanted, Fight Club, Lullabye, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Diary (anything by Chuck Palanuhik). If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell, TWISTED LONELINESS by joe knetter. FAST FOOD NATION. 1984. random writings from variuos peoples. Oddworld Inhabitants.

Heroes:

not quite sure any more.

My Blog

TOYS TOYS TOYS GALORE... for sale

i'm not sure if any one out there is into McFarlane Toys, but i am selling some of my WAY TOO BIG collection because i am planning on selling my condo and can't take them all with me.SO, if you are, c...
Posted by miss ak47 on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

STILL HAVE & BABIES LEFT! (bearded dragons)

hey guys! i still have 7 out of the 11 baby bearded dragons hatched for sale! they are orange sandfire/blood X peach citrus dragons. they are 60 bucks each (neg...) and i CAN ship them out via ups ov...
Posted by miss ak47 on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:18:00 PST

BABY BEARDED DRAGONS FOR SALE!

father= orange sandfire X blood Dragon.mother= orange & yellow citrus dragon10 babies= fricken adorable. born 07/20/0660 bucks a pop. i CAN ship these buggers, you just pay for overnight shipping. pic...
Posted by miss ak47 on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:23:00 PST

bayview funeral home in NH...

http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/02252005/news/66395.html AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i want to work here.
Posted by miss ak47 on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:03:00 PST

first sight

i open your mouth, run fingers along teeth. pick up the scalpel to see what's underneath. i trace the knife down, the layers cut through. oh, so much crimson for skin so pale blue. i saw thro...
Posted by miss ak47 on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:12:00 PST

ironic

one day you eat healthy and exercise. the next day you sit in front of the tv, binging on a tub of icecream. one day you forget that someone exsists the next day you find out they're dead and you...
Posted by miss ak47 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST