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TrannyD¤LL™

Plastic is dead. Fake is the new chic.

About Me


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My name is Symone and I live in Hollyweird. I wear a size 5 which is so far from zero it saddens me. I grew up in so cal and went to college in Florida. I don't like cold weather.
I started this page because I'm bored and vain. Our sales people suck so my workload is light. They couldn't sell water in a desert. LOL Good thing I'm on salary and they're on commission...
I'm vastly popular and I have a great personality. I made it to 50,000 page views in six weeks flat. It must be because I am pretty because that's all I am. I have no discernible talent. Has anyone seen my tits?
I like to go shopping for bitsy and wonderful things. That's my all-time most fave! Partying and passing my ass around are also very important to me. *tee-hee*
Um. What else?
I'm 5'5", 122 lbs., blue-eyes, hot like Paris and hung like a moose!
So here's the deal, bitches:
If you draft legitimate correspondence I will kindly reply. It's simply not feasible to carry on numerous individual conversations about What's up? and No Subject.
If I can be perfectly honest I am going to lie. Who are you gonna tell him about it? Nancy can't save us now. Your e-mail requires a unique headline for it to be read. Capiche?
If you want my attention ADD ME and post a COMMENT!
Speak freely. What can't be said publicly is irrelevant.
XOXO,
Symone Rossi

My Interests

Shoes, duh. And make-up.

It's so expensive and time-consuming to be pretty. Want to see me in something special? From mild to wild, you name it!

Dress me up. I'm your TrannyD¤LL™

I'm real, bitches!

Is it 4:20 yet?

I'd like to meet:

Someone in a position to subsidize genius.

Music:

Does playing the skin flute count?

Movies:

At home with a bottle of wine.

Television:

HGTV

Books:

The are precisely seven stories in the world and I've heard them.

Heroes:

There's too much bread in them. They make me feel bloated. I like sandwiches on sliced, whole-grain bread. Eating with my hands is just going to get crud under my nails anyway. I'll just have a salad. No, I won't. Soup is better. Croutons are good, though. They're fun to eat and yummy. Dressing is the devil and cheese is his mistress. I can never decide what to eat. Now I have a headache. Who has a Vicodin?

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My Blog

*** FAQ *** FAQ *** FAQ *** FAQ *** FAQ ***

Ask me anything you want.Examples from e-mails:Q. What's up?A.  The price of gas.Q.What are you doing?A. Playing with my panties.Q.How are you today?A. Shameless and brash.Q. Do you want to chat?...
Posted by TrannyD¤LL" on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:28:00 PST

*** How to Meet Me ***

Add me as a friend.You don't need to say anything or message me.  In fact, if you send a titleless one-line e-mail you can rest assured you never will.I'll know everything I need to know from the...
Posted by TrannyD¤LL" on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

*** How to Stalk Me ***

Click the Pic!...
Posted by TrannyD¤LL" on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST

*** IM Sessions ***

BRIAN ..>..>..> "LUVIN ,,LIFE,," Male 39 years old ...
Posted by TrannyD¤LL" on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST

*** Hall of Shame ***

NashvilleJHL..>..>..>..>..>..> ..> ..> "I'm a nice Guy with a naughty streak in me..."Male 32 years old Nashville / Manhattan / Huntington Bch. Cali, Tennessee United States ..>..>NashvilleJHL: a...
Posted by TrannyD¤LL" on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST