Shoes, duh. And make-up.
It's so expensive and time-consuming to be pretty. Want to see me in something special? From mild to wild, you name it!
Dress me up. I'm your
TrannyD¤LL™
I'm real, bitches!
Is it 4:20 yet?
Someone in a position to subsidize genius.
Does playing the skin flute count?
At home with a bottle of wine.
HGTV
The are precisely seven stories in the world and I've heard them.
There's too much bread in them. They make me feel bloated. I like sandwiches on sliced, whole-grain bread. Eating with my hands is just going to get crud under my nails anyway. I'll just have a salad. No, I won't. Soup is better. Croutons are good, though. They're fun to eat and yummy. Dressing is the devil and cheese is his mistress. I can never decide what to eat. Now I have a headache. Who has a Vicodin?
^