Horror Pictures at satanspace.comMuch too modest to say... I'm sociable and knowledgable and pretty damn cool (if I say so myself). I have 6 eight-legged, furry, fanged friends (Ligeia, Ramirez, Rubric, Lenora, Kali & Korgull), 2 gorgeous German Shepherds (Ginger and Varg) and too many books (as if you could have too many) for sane(?) company, alongside all the strange people who chatter to each other inside my head (and the real ones who don't live there). I am also a walking harbinger of tragedy, so be warned! I want to be a novelist before I grow up and try to expend as much time as possible banging down filth and depravity on paper in the hope that I'll be able to spread fear and repulsion for a living sooner rather than never. Good job I plan on being immortal really, innit? Hopefully that means I'll be around long enough for life to stop intentionally disappointing and frustrating me for it's own sadistic amusement...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Unkle Joz
Birthday: 7 March 1969
Birthplace: Mexborough Montague Hospital
Current Location: Sarf Yoikshire, my house
Eye Color: That's a matter of day/time/mood
Hair Color: Muddy
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Richtig
Your Heritage: Frozen Viking sperm left over from a raid
The Shoes You Wore Today: Were boots, actually
Your Weakness: You'll have to find out, won't you?
Your Fears: Creep up on me unawares
Your Perfect Pizza: Free, obviously. Without pubes, preferably
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A publishing contract, PLEASE!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: btw
Thoughts First Waking Up: Please let it be too early so I can go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: My dancing eyebrows
Your Bedtime: Is it? I thought it was still early
Your Most Missed Memory: Erm, hang on, I had it then. Nope, gone
Pepsi or Coke: Or not
McDonalds or Burger King: Rarely
Single or Group Dates: Well, there should be two of us at least
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Or something worth drinking
Chocolate or Vanilla: Only if it's Ice Magic (WHY'd they stop making it?)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Gimme froth!
Do you Smoke: I'll refrain from the obvious smutty answer...
Do you Swear: By almighty Joz
Do you Sing: But I really shouldn't
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have you Been in Love: Yep indeedy-doo
Do you want to go to College: Only if I get the job
Do you belive in yourself: The universe would disappear if I didn't
Do you get Motion Sickness: With the amount I drive? Bloody hope not!
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope. But I've been told I'm handsome
Are you a Health Freak: Nah. Just freakily healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: In a weird kinda fashion
Do you like Thunderstorms: LUUURRRRVVVE 'em!
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup, but very little
In the past month have you Smoked: I refer you to smutty answer above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: A dab of Germolene
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A date? Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, thankfully
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not even contemplated it
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never did, but sure I will one day
In the past month have you been on Stage: A fare stage on a bus
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not even picked up in the first place
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not even I'd be naked out in this weather
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nowt that works
Ever been Drunk: Oh yes...
Ever been called a Tease: Once or twice. Nicely though
Ever been Beaten up: My tongue is too witty to allow it
Ever Shoplifted: You'll never get me to confess copper!
How do you want to Die: I won't, ever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Don't want to grow up. I'm mature enough, ta
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: Red (all shades)
Short or Long Hair: Long, but not essential
Height: Doesn't matter - taller or shorter
Weight: Whatevcer looks good on them, frankly
Best Clothing Style: I s'pose I'm a sucker for goth...
Number of Drugs I have taken: You can take what you like
Number of CDs I own: As many as I can borrow!
Number of Piercings: Whatever, not important
Number of Tattoos: Again, if they're good, I don't mind
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret all you want. Just don't wallow in it
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You shelter a Fire Demon .A very powerful demon. He rules over the world of anger, impulsivity, passion and destruction. One awaken, even with a very strong will, he is difficult to settle down, so be careful when you awake him or he may entrance you and make your life a living hell .
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I am Elmo, apparently. And there I was expecting to come out as Mr Snoffalopogus (I've got the eyelashes for it...)
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!
You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.
You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.
How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!. Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!
Black Witch
75%
You are a Vampiric Elf!
75%
Vampire
58%
You are a Demon
58%
Fallen Angel
33%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
created with QuizFarm.com My score on The World of Darkness Personality Test :
Neonate Vampire
(Yeah, that sounds just about right.)
You're going to live forever!That is, if you make it through the upcoming years, which are going to be rough, tough - and full of delicious blood. You're a neonate vampire, freshly embraced and ready to take on the world. You like your new, more powerful self and look forward to the exciting times ahead. You also have the edge over the older vampires - after all, you don't think computers are the tools of the devil. You're brash, powerful, and stand out in a crowd.Or maybe you're just depressed. Vampires can be so ~very~ angsty. Try not to let your existence wear you out, or you might end up taking a sunbath and ending it all. The futility of unlife as a vampire doesn't help the mood. Some vampies are sad indeed.
Link: The World of Darkness Personality Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )
You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?
You scored as Crow. You are the Crow. You are able to discover your own character and help others find themselves as well. You are very creative in the field you are in and tend to be the intelligent one of the bunch.
Bear
92%
Crow
92%
Dragon
75%
Horse
75%
Dog
75%
Eagle
75%
Fox
67%
Deer
58%
Salmon
50%
Wolf
50%
Stag
50%
Ram
50%
Bull
42%
Snake
33%
Which animal totem best suits you?
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