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*~ Innocent Devil ~*

I am the knife in your back

About Me

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SORRY I DONT COME ON HERE MUCH ANYMORE!Hi, I'm Jess. I have a lovely boy who i call my own, he is Geoffy and is loveliness personified! Misanthropist. I don't much care for society, it is awful.
I have a job, yes a job, me.....job, oh my gosh. I work at Experian... I don't much care for it!I like tattoos. I have three...so far...I need cash to get more. Donations much appriciated! I also like piercings, I have my tongue, lip and ears done.
I live for music and going to festivals, good times in the pub with good people, gigs, cinema and stuff like that. I love taking photos and G bought me a lovely new camera which rocks!
I get a kick out of seeing people in around from back in the day that used to put me down and thinking how much better I am, and always was, than they could ever be... followed by inventive and painful ways of killing them ^_^
I HATE the scene bullshit thats going on currently, it just all seems so fucking fake and these silly little kids who are having their little phase should fuck right off to wherever the fuck they came from...they're giving this shit a bad name!! WHEN WILL IT END!??!!?? *rant over*
Who's coming to Wacken '08?!?!?!
J Jedi
E Edible
S Sexy
S Seductive
I Intelligent
C Crazy
A Astonishing
I am 80% Metal Head.
.. I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess
Birthday: 18th October 1987
Birthplace: Nottingham City Hospital
Current Location: Hucknall, Nottingham
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dyed red
Height: 5'7 - 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: erm, Englishness?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black kitty shoes
Your Weakness: The male species lol.
Your Fears: Being alone forever and insects of all kinds!
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain cheeseness
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get intoxicated as often as possible and to be in a music video, but thats not a 'this year' thing lol its more like a in general i'd like to do that. hmm, yeah like be in the background of a children of bodom video! *wishes*
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: probably "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "urrrgh"
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes?
Your Bedtime: Whenever i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid not having to worry about stuff
Pepsi or Coke: Hmm, tough one
McDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not any more!
Do you Swear: Well most people do
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yes 95% of the time
Have you Been in Love: I am thankya
Do you want to go to College: Not anymore thank fuck.
Do you belive in yourself: Mostly
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes. Its evil.
Do you think you are Attractive: There's worse around than me I guess.
Are you a Health Freak: Haha...
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're lovely.
Do you play an Instrument:No, but I own a guitar 'coz I'm cool init...tut.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, just weed, that's not EVEN a drug lol. LEAGALISE WEED
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well we go out as a couple like all the time...does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Aiye
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, I'm English, so no. They're pretty nice though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I wasn't keen when i tried it...
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, i'm loved too much! ^_^
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Maybe...
Ever been Drunk: Silly question
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet lol.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Happy and not alone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Zebra
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland (Lake Bodom! lol) and Japan, and most of Europe and most places.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't make any difference to me...as long as they aren't red like the albino people...they scare me...
Favourite Hair Color: Not too fussed
Short or Long Hair: Long is sexy on the right people...
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Thin. If I was with a fat dude we'd look like we were gonna go rob a pie shop!
Best Clothing Style: Metally or Skatery or Gothy
Number of Drugs I have taken: *shrugs*
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: Hang on, me or them? Me = 8 Them = would be nice if they had some
Number of Tattoos: Again, me or them? Me = 2 Them = would be nice if they had some
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret a fair few things, mainly people tbh. KILL THEM ALL!!!!
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My Interests


Being with Geoffy MUSIC! obviously.
Hanging out with mates.
Shopping in Camden.
Getting intoxicated.
Alexi Laiho.
Painting and doodling and stuff.
Festivals and gigs.
Camping can be entertaining.
Cinema.
Travelling...I wanna go all round Europe, I wanna drive accross America (not that I can drive yet!) Visit Japan and Ya know, everywhere else too. ^_^Tattoos and piercings.

I'd like to meet:



Yeah, I'd love to meet Children of Bodom. They own your ass. Bill Bailey, Ross Noble, Phil Jupitus, ya know, all the randoms like them, they rock my socks.
But as in real people, just anyone who is nice and genuine really! There's a lot of disguistingly awful arrogant shitheads out there. I pity them.


Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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How Will I Die Quiz

You will die at the age of 112

You will die and eaten by Pigmies

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Music:



children of fuckin' bodom!!!! slipknot, tool, black label society, edguy, metallica, sonata arctica, amorphis, soilwork, hammerfall, sinergy, katatonia, kamelot, finntroll, fall of the leafe, black symphony, axel rudi pell, dimmu borgir, dir en grey, dragonlord, satyricon, mendeed, cradle of filth, graveworm, octavia sperati, dragonforce, cathedral, a perfect circle, in flames, evergrey, sisters of mercy, razed in black, dark tranquillity, firewind, fear factory, anders manga, dreamquest, witchery, avenged sevenfold, makeshift-romeo, eisbrecher, escape the fate, corrosion Of conformity, fields of the nephilim, the 69 eyes, decapitated, primal fear, nocturnal rites, emperor, aborted, gamma ray, type-o negative, battlelore, ensiferum, coheed and cambria, iron maiden, moonspell, candlemass, iced earth, blind guardian, wintersun, within temptation, wednesday 13, depeche mode, warmen, death, bullet for my valentine, pantera, nightwish, atreyu, kataklysm, dry kill logic, trivium, system of a down, CKY, strapping young lad, dark haven, the black dahlia murder, lamb of god, nevermore, rage, murderdolls, betzefer, skid row, illdisposed, blink 182, black sabbath, ozzy, chimaira, bloodhound gang, towers of london, misery index, opeth, arch enemy, def leppard, carpathian forest, funeral for a friend, backyard babies, inme, lacuna coil, godsmack, devildriver, stoneguard, bullets & octane, aborted, decapitated, battlelore, misfits, disturbed, stone sour, korpiklaani, skid row, symphany x, fall out boy, panic! at the disco, faith no more, ill nino, incubus, seether, the prodigy, the ramones, papa roach, marilyn manson, motley crue, mushroomhead, send more paramedics, shattersphere, mudvayne, spineshank, breed 77, drowning pool, dope, static-x, towers of london, dope stars inc, killswitch engage, lordi, amon amarth, machine head, meshuggah, the used, nine inch nails, sirenia, mortiis, mastodon, HIM, megadeth, soulfly, yellowcard, three days grace, trashlight vision, 3 inches of blood, the agony scene, yellowcard, 36 crazyfists, ahhh you get the idea lol.

Movies:

the crow, nightmare before christmas, saw 1+2, about a boy, harry potter, bridget jones, final destination 1 and 3, four brothers, forrest gump, rock star, secret window, X-Men, matrix, american pie 1+2, road trip, equilibrium, beetle juice, pirates of the carribean, donnie darko, exorcism of emily rose, etc.

Television:

Don't tend to watch the box of evil, but if i do...Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Family Guy, Viva La Bam, Red Dwarf, Bottom, That 70s Show, Futurama, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Two Pints of Lager, Eurotrash, QI, Top Gear, Mock The Week.

Books:

I don't read much, only Metal Hammer. But I really liked Marilyn Manson's Biography and Graham Norton's. Crazy fucked up people!

Heroes:

All the musicians in my favourite bands because music is everything and Bill Bailey, Ross Noble and various other funny people 'cause laughter is the best medicine. ^_^