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The Reverend John Amino

i might have been born yesterday, but i stayed up all night

About Me

I got ordained.

i am hereby authorized by the Church of Spritual Humanists to officiate religious rites and ceremonies, including marriage, baby naming, funeral services, invocations, and holiday ceremonies, as permitted and subject to the laws and regulations of your country

bless you all

i make ambient noise music :English Bore website.

My Interests

window licking. shaking out the pearly white tears of love.

I'd like to meet:

the cast of Police Academy 3

Steve from Beverley Hills 90210

Music:

if you like it, i hate it.

Movies:

either violent and disturbing japanese cinema or hardcore pornography (preferably a combination of the two), Airplane, zombie porn, Top Gun

Television:

Beverley Hills 90210

Books:

William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, J.G. Ballard, Will Self, Mills and Boon, Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palaniuk, Franz Kafka

Heroes:

Charles Bukowski, Peter Cook, Bill Hicks, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson.

all DEAD mind you.