RoCKS oFF RoSS

CLUBNIGHTS AND EVENTS
TOTALLY WIRED
LOVE, PEACE AND DIRTY SHEETS
INDIVIDUALIST?
A=Annabella R=Ross
part one
A. So, ross. what did you have for breakfast this morning? R. "skipped brekkie, lunch was marmite on toast, YUM!"
A. So, your well know for your 'wacky' style. tell me what your favourite items of clothing are? R. "my kappa jogging bottoms are very special to me, i also treasure my hat"
A. Carl or Pete? R. "chips"
A. curtains or blinds? R. with blinds you can spy easier, as curtains twitch and betray your presence.
A. my place or yours? R. "yours"
A. whats your favourite wetherspoons meal? R. "i like the sausage and mash, as long is i can swap the mash for chips and add beans to it too!'
A. are you a boobs or bum man? R. "boobs, i think?"
part two
"here are a few of my favourite things"
A. band? R. "thats nearly impossible to answer but ill have to go with simon and garfunkle, the beatles, bowie annnnnd ... Mad mick and his Magic traffic cone!!!
A. colour R. i liked red up untill the age of 7, then i liked blue (to be manly-er) which kinda makes me like purple but thats abit gay, shh.
A. shoes R. the cowboy boots that i stole from my dad and the steel toe-capped boots that I wear when Glastonbury gets muddy can be used effectivly to inflict pain!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ross
Birthday: December 6th 1977
Birthplace: Kirkaldy, Scotland
Current Location: The ghetto of South Central Twydal!!!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Depends on the heels!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: National Trust!?!?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some muddy boots (it's been raining)
Your Weakness: Women... fall for them every time, dammit!!!
Your Fears: meeting a spider bigger than me
Your Perfect Pizza: if someone else pays I'll eat anything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sounds too sporty for somebody as lazy as me
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: If I could work out how to message I'd tell ya
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it the week end, is my clock wrong, This isn't my bed... who are you?!?!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: the spaces between my fingers
Your Bedtime: some time tomorrow afternoon
Your Most Missed Memory: My Big Younger Brother- bless him!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke baby!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both, but not at the same time
Cappuccino or Coffee: Isn't Cappuccino a type of Coffee anyway?
Do you Smoke: When I need to
Do you Swear: With Style
Do you Sing: Without style
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but a day to me can sometimes be equivelant to 48 Earth hours!
Have you Been in Love: Sadly, and painfully,Yes
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: I'm sure it will happen one day
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm a figment of my imagination, I mearly exist metaphorically!!! WHAT SORT OF A QUESTION IS THAT?!?!?!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Up to you
Are you a Health Freak: Be serious: although I did eat a jacket potatoe once!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, it amazes me that they put up with me though
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: Yup
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does the Pope shit in the Woods?
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what, exactly?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: took something for a headache and something for my blocked nose...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess you could call it that...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Bluewater, pentagon and Hempstead Vally! get me, I'm a slave to commerce!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: God, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Sort of
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: This is England and it's the middle of winter! the fact I still have fingers with which to write should answere that!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: If it's not fixed down there's a good chance I'll be working out how to steal it!
Ever been Drunk: Being drunk can be a beautifull thing
Ever been called a Tease: Yes and alot worse!
Ever been Beaten up: to within an inch of my life
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are often too heavy to lift; however, the stuff inside can be sneaked out quite easilly by ol' light fingers here!
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am Grown up... Aw Shit!
What country would you most like to Visit: Chad!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Grey/blue, Greeny blue, speckled blue... anything, so long as there's blue in there
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Ooh, controversial... not so heavy I can't pick them up without mechanical assistance!
Best Clothing Style: Boho, Shabby/sheek, Indie chick, Glam, Diva... or sometimes just a simple black sack can be quite attractive!
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'll try anything
Number of CDs I own: thousands
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: nill
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not done enough yet!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Can I just say I'm difficult to impress, so I'm not likely to be interested in adding your rubbish band to my friends list! Please don't waste my time,or yours, which would probably be better spent practicing. Any bands in my list are there because I know them or like their music. so, like they say, DON'T CALL US: WE'LL CALL YOU!