Jeff--- The Almighty and extremely Pretty

About Me

Author,,,,, First Biography Just released ..Titled "STONE GIANTS" The book "STONE GIANTS" can be found at Amazon.com, Barnes&Noble.com or at Outskirts press.com and various other stores and locations.......Also, retired at 34 and now I'm bored and looking for something else to do...Any ideas would be great.....Sitting home talking to the Cats, no-longer works for me..I believe they have been trying to kill me..The hairy one has a crazy look in his eye, And he Keeps referring to me as Mr. TunaFish sandwich.An autobiography----------- a story of perfect love and dysfunction, friendship and lies, family and betrayal, dreams and nightmares.Dugan, a street wise kid from New York City meets his cousin Jeff, a smart ass kid from Long Island. From the moment they meet they sense that they are linked in a way that niether of them can understand. They will find that each will be the others only source of comfort from their separate lives of dysfunction.Dugan takes Jeff to Manhattan to do a job. Jeff soon finds out that they are working for the mob ... and stealing from them!Their friendship grows as the two teens confront mob bosses, gain power, and shake the cops in the underground "Secret City", beneath the streets of Manhattan.Dugan sees an inner strength in Jeff. He compares him to the statues of great men throughout the city. Though Dugan tries to make him understand, Jeff can't quite figure out what it all means.When Jeff returns home he learns a horrible family secret about who Dugan really is. Jeff is torn. Can he live with this secret and hide the truth from his best friend? Or will telling the truth destroy Dugan?Jeff starts having nightmares every night, waking up just before the ending.Despite the nightmares, Jeff's life gets better. Dugan's world crumbles. He comes to Long Island to escape. Now is their chance to get away and follow their dream to leave the hardships of life behind them.Will Jeff ever find out what Dugan tried to tell him? Will they follow their dreams? Or will tragedy destroy everything they hoped for?The answers are revealed in a heart wrenching conclusion.Now Available at Barnes&Noble.com-- Amazon.com-- and other stores.
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My Interests

information:O.K.--- My turn-ons: Long walks in the park, A good full body waxing that doesn't hurt the cute areas,,, and great fits of rage that transform me into a gaint green monster Known as The Incredible Hulk.----(Of-course i do have to walk the planet alone searching for that cure, but I will have that little black bag with the endless supply of pants and shirts for the after transformations. So,,hey,, whatdya gonna do? ---- me,, I'm going to say,,------TaDAAA!!

I'd like to meet:

My evil twin and his retarded cousin. That is to say,,, The cousin with the club foot,lazy eye and really wierd smell, who for some reason only speaks Klingon or so I've been told....But the real weird thing is,,,,, I hear that guy is one hell of cook... I was told at a late night get together on Venus, that he can make a strudle you'd absolutly die for..My only question:" What's a Strudle?"

Music:

Why not? Or something that sounds like music.Like the sweet sounds of spring time in an early morn, that is to say, just before the garbage truck pulls up and destroy's my piece and quite..Now that I think about it,, No tip for that jackass this Christmass

Movies:

are something to watch, that is,,, When you can afford to finance the pocorn and goodies.But then there's that guy!, with the really big head!, who sits infront of you and blocks your view!.But yeah,,, I like movies. (Just not that guy.)

Television:

when it's on.. Why not? I'm up for alittle boob-tube.It certainly quiets the screaming voices in my head that keep telling me I was born to rule the universe with an iron hand, three cats named Steve and that guy who never says "God bless you " when you sneeze..( Oh crap! did I say that out loud? ---Quick screaming voices!!,, To the idiot mobile!!)

Books:

..like comic books, the Daily News, and High-lights an all,,,, well,, You betcha! Anything I can take into the bathroom after a nice cup-o-jo on an early Sundays Morn.

Heroes:

Anyone who can stand me for five minutes without killing me!! You show me that person and I'll show you the secrets to the universe.. (No shit!) The real secrets!!! I keep them in a glass next to grandma's bed at nappy time..Oh, wait,, Those aren't my secrets...