Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor
Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor
The lovers and the dancers, the less deceived, the enchanted hunters, the hunted enchanters, the beautiful and the damned, the sick and the lame, the, the, the
Withnail & I; Amelie; The Talented Mr Ripley; The Goonies; Stand By Me; Delicatessen; Le Mepris; Pulp Fiction; Reservoir Dogs; The Hustler; Cocktail (I don't care); How To Get Ahead In Advertising; Scent Of A Woman; Shawshank; Eyes Wide Shut; The Idiots; Please realise how god-awful Napolean Dynamite is.....
Peep Show; Eddie Izzard; Alan Partridge; Blackadder; Frasier (series two); River Cottage; David Attenborough; The Office; Jonathon Creek; Bottom; Fawlty Towers; Please realise how god-awful Little Britain is......
Anything by Nabokov, but of course "Pale Fire" and "Lolita"; (the not quite first rate) T S Eliot; Philip Larkin; Don Patterson; Martin Amis; Kingsley Amis; Hugh Fearnley-Whitingstall; Bruce Robinson's "The peculiar memories of Thomas Penman"; P G Wodehouse; Keats; Roald Dahl; Maupassant; Camus; Satre's "Nausea"; "A confederacy of dunces"; Fowler's Milton; Scott Fitzgerald; Sherlock Holmes..........
Grace and her ripe pimples; Ginny and her lagging leg; Gordon, the haggard masturbator; Duncan, the foul-smelling clown; nail-biting Agnes; Viola, of the blackheads and the bouncing bust; pretty Rosaline; dark Mary Rose; adorable Stella, who has let strangers touch her; Ralph, who bullies and steals; Irving, for whom I am sorry.