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About Me

Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! The name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmasâ„¢. I signed up to Myspace so I could get plugged into the social pipeline. I used to be a limo driver but I got fired. Me and my best friend Harry are planning to open a pet store. I GOT WORMS! We're going to specialize in selling worm farms. You know like ant farms. Well, see you later!

My Interests

Worms, Mary Swanson, Hanging out with Harry, Tea and Strumpets, Fava beans, Chianti, Funbags, Fixing Petey with Scotch Tape, Grandpa's Old Cough Medicine, Atomic Peppers, Aspen, Turbo Lax, CPR.

I'd like to meet:

Mary Swanson,Fraida Felcher and Billy in 4C. I would like to try and avoid the following people: Sea Bass, Joe 'Mental' Mentalino, Nicholas Andre and J.P. Shay.

Music:

The Monkees, John Denver, The Beatles, Crash Test Dummies, The Primitives, Butthole Surfers.

Movies:

Dumb And Dumber, Bruce Almighty, Stir Crazy, There`s Something About Mary and Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd.

Television:

Thundercats, The Cosby Show and Diff'rent Strokes.

Books:

To Kill A Mocking Bird, Rhode Island Slut.

Heroes:

Harry Dunne, FBI Special Agent Beth Jordan, Petey and Billy In 4C.

My Blog

Our Story

Me and Harry are two intellectually-challenged best friends who share an apartment so messy that gangsters aren't sure how to trash the place; we also have a certain problem holding on to jobs.&n...
Posted by Lloyd Christmas" on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST