We, The Sweet Sweet Things of the United States of America hereby pronounce fun fun and everything else basically a waste of time. We'd also like to declare happiness happy, friendliness friendly, and to state that sucky things Just Plain Suck so we will not be taking part in, contributing to, or putting up with any such activities or people. Furthermore we'd like to take this oppurtunity to remind you that you are all going to die and that whatever you're doing RIGHT NOW is what you're doing with your life. Remember people: Life is long...so be patient; but life is also very short so we strongly suggest you figure out what you want AND GET IT!
