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Jessica

The devil made me do it the first time. The second time I done it on my own.

About Me


Highly Opinionated.
Fiercely Loyal.
Extraordinarily outspoken.
Oddly shy.
Very slow to trust.
Safe to say I am a tough one to figure out.
You ask one person and they will tell you I am intimidating, even scary, and probably a bitch (none of this would I necessarily disagree with).
Ask someone else and they may describe me as a bit of a carebear.
My clients and colleagues refer to me as an encyclopedia.
People tend to tell me things they have never told anyone else before (I consider that a huge honour).
I love a hearty debate, be it politics, music, film,the weather you name it.
If I pick on you it means I like you. If I ignore you, it is likely to be intentional.
I cry at pedigree ads, and laugh at jokes told by dirty old men.
I will always fight tor the underdog and those who cannot fight for themselves.
I would rather spend an afternoon in a quiet room reading a great book, or at a museum, then any party anywhere.
I have a rabid intolerance for stupidity.
I hate bar scenes.
You will rarely see me out without a specific purpose and destination.
I would rather cook you dinner than go out.
And I don't like other people cooking for me (it's a control thing, so don't even bother asking if you can drive either).
I HATE surprises even good ones ( I always open my christmas presents early, except from Jason, it upsets him too much).
I cover my eyes during the scary parts in movies.
I can't stomach gore. Whatever, figure the rest out yourself.
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My Interests

antagonism
semantics
monkeys
music
sarcasm
driving too fast
being upside down
drinking too much coffee
hand to hand combat
impatience
vegan cooking
books
honor
sleep
loyalty
history
small cute fuzzy things
respect
integrity
watching people TRY to be cool or tough and failing miserably (especially myself)
almost any Armageddon/demonic possession/devil themed film
low brow humor
dirty pictures that are pretty enough to be called erotica but that still make prudes uncomfortable
being a nerd.

I'd like to meet:

I promise that I like my dog better than most of you (and if you have met him, you would agree, he rules).
I have the most amazing friends in the world.
I have a husband women would kill to clone.
So if I don't know you,have something to say.
Lets not waste eachothers time.

Girl collectors, please go die.

Did You send me a friend request and I never answered?
That is because you never wrote to me.
I am also a bit of a hypocrite.
I have asked my fair share of people without writing them first.
Call me a bitch, you won't be the first.
But unless we are very good friends (can you name all my cats? What kind of dog is Moto?)
I won't add you without at the very least a howdy.
Warm a girl up before you plunge right in!

Music:

in no particular order...
the melvins
ac/dc
neurosis
high on fire
turbonegro
the cramps
social distortion
reverand horton heat
fantomas
crash worship
fishbone
mastadon
fu manchu
bronx
pussy galore
jesus lizard
juan garcia esquivel
hank I and hank III (just not II)
otis redding
sam and dave
big business
doctor octagon
david bowie
loretta lynn
3 inches of blood
mc5
stevie wonder
j5
pj harvey
the pixies
prince
thelonious monk
tricky
tom waits
iron maiden
massive attack
my bloody valentine
beethoven
the james gang
bach's brandenburg concerto 6
howlin wolf
slayer
the gipsy kings
morrisey
curtis mayfield
sly and the family stone
elliot smith
the vandals
mountain
jeff buckley
soundgarden
agent orange
fear
sam cooke
jawbox
bad brains
cheap trick
iggy pop
dusty springfield
dag nasty
clutch
black flag
faith no more
split lip rayfield
nina simone
los lobos
x
detroit cobras
eagles of deathmetal
tomahawk
outkast
the misfits
public enemy
johnny cash
madness
funkadelic
the rolling stones
billie holliday
the revival preachers
the brimstone assembly
peeping tom

Movies:

cool hand luke
city of lost children
millers crossing
down by law
o brother where art thou
the omen
the seven samurai
the magnificent seven
the legend of hell house
the fellowship of the ring
the two towers
return of the king
buena vista social club
i enter the dragon
big fish
300
chinese connection
best in show
high fidelity
lock stock and two smoking barrels
lawrence of arabia
the professional
the shining
bottle rocket
nightmare before christmas
the royal tennenbaums
the warriors
tai chi master
delicatesan
triplets of belleville
rebecca
apocalypse now
say anything
life aquatic
old school
fear and loathing in las vegas
m
usual suspects
the killer
memento
snatch
reign of fire
monty pythons meaning of life
la femme nikita
an american in paris
citizen kane
amelie
most hitchcock
most john hughes (80's era)
virtually all kirasawa
and on and on and on...

Television:

iron chef
kids in the hall
the avengers
the prisoner
father ted
mythbusters
national geographic channel

Ninja Warrior and the Human Weapon!!!!
Two of the singlemost badass shows ever.
How the hell did I ever live without these shows?

Books:

Vonnegut (RIP)
Christopher Moore
Gabriel Garcia Marques
Borges, Voltaire
I will read anything
I won't necessarily finish it
Good luck keeping my interest
But if you can, I will read anything you write twice.

Heroes:

my mom
may be corny, but she was the toughest gutsiest broad i've ever known.

My Blog

Im not there yet. I may never be there. But I sure as hell am trying.

This is very long. You can skip the introductions. This is one of the single most amazing things I have seen. Please take the time. ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:51:00 PST

Thank You

Thank you to everyone who made a point of wishing me a happy birthday. It meant a lot to me. I guess I have been going through a "nobody likes me" phase. I was let down by quite a few people in the la...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:33:00 PST

Me and My Baby Sister

Baby...huh...she's 28 now. But she was by far the cutest little kid ever. Remember kids in elementary school called me frankenstein since I was so awkward and weird. I like to think I grew out of that...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:37:00 PST

Mostly Spot On

      ..t-->Your Score../t-->: ENFJ- The Teacher      You scored 90% I to E, 5% N to S, 28% F to T,  and 10% J to P!     &nbs...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

FUCKING HELL

So I have been trying to post a bulletin for 48hrs now about the fact that the first floor apartment in my house is going to be available to rent super soon. Technically August, but the tenants are mo...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:23:00 PST

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Thank you to every one who came to the show on Saturday.Thank you to everyone who bid on silent auction and Ebay Items (We will be posting a second Ebay auction next week with wome amazing stuff).Most...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

Shopping, Boobs, Good Karma,

At 11pmEST/8pmPST the Fight to Remember Benefit Store launches on EBay. There will be 32 donated items for you kids to bid on with some more going up later this week. Bid high, remember, this is going...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:38:00 PST

Well, Butter My Biscuits!

A Fight To Remember BenefitSo those of you in hell may want to put on a sweater. Something none of us ever thought would happen, is not only happening. It is happening at our breast cancer benefit, Ma...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST

*sigh* ask yourself

ask yourself. when is the last time you did something for someone else with absolutely no strings attached? when have you given with no concern for what you may get back?i actually don't want an answe...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

Merry Christmas

I'm serious here.If you were thinking about getting me something for Christmas, please don't. Do this for me instead; Go to the link at the bottom of this bulletin and make a donation.A few years ago ...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:08:00 PST