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SCELEDRA

No Room 4 The Weak

About Me

Straightedge Vegan, 7th level Atheist(which I believe means I eat Christians), closet Pastafarian(that's a spicy meatball! Mama Mia!!!).. I enjoy long walks off short piers! Stubborn, Care free, Selfish, generous, LOUD, Lazy, Sarcastic, Offensive, quiet, shy, lethargic, sullen, confident, dour, logical, morose, non- fictional, talented, busy, etc. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Test

My Interests

Me Likey:Science, Microscopes, Hockey, Soccer(Go Chelsea FC!), Drumming, Cribbage, Bocce, reading, theoretical evolution, the interweb, skating, Kombucha, starcraft and other strategy based games, pinball, cooking, Koi, synthesizers, growling and screams, music, yoga, scooters, delusions of grandeur), pets(currently I have 2 kittens Miitsu Chiro and Kajia, 2 unnamed millipedes, a tiger salamander named Prince Charming, and 100+ Madagascar hissing cockroaches. Robot Piercing, Voodoo Donuts. tattoos, piercings, relaxing at home, nag champa, cocoa butter, Apple Computers, iced coffee w/ soy, swords, knives, battle axes, throwing stars and other implements of destruction other than guns...well blow guns are acceptable.................................................. ....Me no likey: I have a high level of disdain for most humans, automobiles, american football, baseball, religion(oh big time!), Nascar(combination of my dislike of humans and autos), having to relive 80's fashion(it wasn't good then and it's no better now), stupidity, consumerism, capitalsm, the intoxicated, drugs, smoking, meat heads, spacones, nationalism, the fur trade, etc.
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're
normal, but deep down you really just want to
strip off your clothes and roll around in
chicken fat.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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I'd like to meet:

Musicians, Artists, Vegans, athletic people, generally people who want to have some fun w/o the need to be drinking or doing other stupid shit.

Music:



ME LIKEY, LIKEY, LIKEY, LIKEY MUSIC!!!! Massiv in Mensch, Jawbox, Cibo Mato,Arcturus, skavoovie and the epitones, KRS-One, into another, cenobita, madness, leaetherstrip, sneaker pimps, Iron Maiden, wumpscut, Public Enemy, The Haunted, Dimmu Borgir, Accessory, Aesthetic Perfection, overcast, they might be giants, DropDead, Junkie XL, bitch magnet, Extinction of Mankind, devoid of faith, Scatha, Destroid, Amon Amarth, depeche mode, steril, Aborym, Justice, Drumcorps Klaustrophobik, Shai Hulud, agnostic front, jethro tull, Fintroll, Aural Vampires, Descendents, Lady Sovereign, x marks the pedwalk, front line assembly, das ich, the cure, Naglfar, the smiths, Neurosis, firewater, uk subs, dead kennedys, j church, the jesus lizard, the specials, Newcleus, the english beat, feindflug, skinny puppy, mankind, Numan, Sabotage,Initial State, Die Form, Angels & Agony, Fugazi, Davantage, GGFH,The Clash, Sick of It All, Haujobb, Superchunk, Mentallo & The Fixer, Out Out, The Penny Dreadfuls, Sneaker Pimps, Mephiskapheles, Psyclon 9, Klinik, Immortal, In Flames, Impaled Nazarene, God Forbid, [:sitd:], MCL, Deadstar Assembly, Ajattara, the Damned, Aslan Faction, E-Craft,Laibach, Hypocrisy, The Dickies, Nomeansno, Behemoth, The Hanson Brothers, The Melvins, Assemblage 23, Informatik, Sepultura, Soulfly, Mastodon,Pulse Legion, The Faint,Headscan,Bowie....the list goes on.....

Movies:

Repoman, Shakespeare in love, titus, hackers, gladiator, star wars trilogy, aliens, 1984, Lord of the rings, Dune, Ghostbusters, Sleepy Hollow, Slapshot, Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Ali G, elizabeth, cadyshack, fletch, Sleepy Hollow, Memoirs of a Geisha, Juno, Beetlejuice, Yellow Beard, Gia, Christmas vacation, edward scissorhands, Resident Evil,pecker, braveheart, HellBoy I like comedies for the most part not really into horror movies all that much except for making samples.

Television:

CURRENTLY: TORCHWOOD, PRIMEVAL, DR. WHO, THE OFFICE, 30 ROCK, MY NAME IS EARL, DEXTER, The Fixer, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, IT'S ALWATS SUNNY IN PHILLY and METALOCALYPSE, BoneKickers, even though I don't have cable. Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Gargoyles, Arrested Dev.,The Simpsons, The family guy, harvey birdman, The Young Ones,Monty Python, angel, star trek, deep space 9, Father Ted, Twin Peaks, The Dead Zone, Monk, Spaces any science documentaries on pbs or the discovery channel(except for those bad dinosaur ones)

Books:

Anything by Stephen J Gould, Richard Dawkins or similar sciencefaction writers that deal with evolution, The Book of Life, Ishmael, The Tinkerer's Accomplice,Tao of Pooh and Te of piglet are 2 of my all time favorite books even though they aren't science related. Gaia, Silent Spring. Vegan cookbooks

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

Voting Requirements

There should be strict standards on who should be allowed to vote in this country. Not only should people in prison, the mentally ill and those under 18 not be allowed to vote but let's add in anyone...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:27:00 PST

Annual Procedure Day (fridays) Gathering!

I would like to start an annual friday get together to celebrate abortion. We can picket the anti-Abortion picketers outside Planned Parenthood in Providence. Signs and anti christian rhetoric would...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:49:00 PST

A cup of Joe

How droll. Can a brother get a cup of coffee around here? Well to be more specific, can I get a 4 shot, 16oz. Iced americano with some room. I understand that I am a pain in the ass but I don't bel...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:17:00 PST

Its true...Im back in RI

After yet another failed attempt to find a teaching position in PDX and its surrounding area, I have returned to the lovely state of RI. This time i applied to 4 jobs and got 0 interviews. Therefore I...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:57:00 PST

A message from the principal’s office

I have not found a job because there are none available. The one position that I applied to has not contacted me, so there's no interview. I will be back in RI on July 29th. Hopefully more jobs wil...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:53:00 PST

2 Testes left

With 3 tests taken and 3 tests passed, one of which by the slimmest of margins, I have 2 tests left to take and hopefully pass to be fully certified in Biology and Integrated science, in Oregon. That...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:51:00 PST

Obsession...

over a GD drum set. If I'm not playing the thing, I'm trying to figure out how to make it functionally better, or sonically more appealing. It started by buying a complete new set of drums a few mon...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:51:00 PST

The Game of Life

After returning from a fun filled, though not as fun filled as I would have liked because I spent too much time getting tattooed, vacation in PDX, I have returned to Providence to plan my summer and m...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:07:00 PST

From the mouths of babes.

So on my way in to work this morning, I get to the light at the corner of PLEASANT VALLEY pkwy. and Chalkstone Ave. and 2 young boys go running across the street into traffic w/o looking and one actua...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:05:00 PST

Who was that stink?

I think one of my kids shit his pants today, fo rizzle! And what was even more amusing was that as he got up out of his chair to come to the front of the room to bother me, of course, so did the kid...
Posted by SCELEDRA on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:33:00 PST