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Delores Haze

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm me. That's all. All of my clothes sit on or next to my dresser. I sing along to every song even if I don't know all the words. Many of my days are spent in books. I like falling asleep on the couch. My moms name is Deb. I can't speak Japanese. I'm easily stimulated and can be too much for people during those times. I like things. I pretend to be smarter than I really am. Everything I own fits in my car. One plus one equals two. I verbally compose songs with my girlfriends that are beautiful, vulgar, hilarious and make no sense at 5am, after yoga, in the middle of a lake or while driving to White Bear Lake. Visit www.telleroffortunes.com. I brunch every weekend. Why do I feel like I'm selling myself? I look through old pictures at least once a week. I like camping and sleeping with my shoes on. I'm a really bad story teller. I crash graduation and retirement parties. The color green is my favorite. My friend owes me four multi-colored M&M's. I listen to the same song on repeat for days. Sometimes I'm just not 'on' and that doesn't mean something is wrong. I write letters in my head all day to people I know, people I don't know, famous people, dead people, ex's, future ex's, friends, family and people that just don't exist. I should blow dry my hair now.

My Interests

Material things that make me happy: Shower clock radios with a shelf for my razor, rosemary and olive oil bagels with sausage and muenster cheese from Brueggers, stir sticks, wigs, high socks and tights, gas gift cards, small sauce pans, second run movie theaters, half price books, underwear, red lipstick, cribbage, rice, my hair brush, waxy floss, coffee pots, green tea, the plastic piece at the end of shoe laces, soft sheets and perfect pillows, pepper jack cheese, pop-up books, fortunes, my lunch time couch, red shoes, random trinkets, paperclips that pop, my new health insurance card, Q-Tips, white t-shirts, fireplaces, Wii, hand turkeys, mustaches, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Puzzle fighters, cribbage players, owners of passports, people with no bedtimes, moment livers and someone to read quietly with.

Music:

Currently: Cat Stevens

Television:

I'll be the first to admit that I am a product of television. Cable was my babysitter.

Books:

I've read them all.

Heroes:

Mustang Sally

My Blog

I'm ready

For it. At least I think I am. Maybe not. I confuse myself. No. I am.Slap my face.ps. I have a bed.
Posted by Delores Haze on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:39:00 PST

Buds for everyone!

Married out-of-town business men are very entertaining to me. They act like they have a Get Out of Jail Free card to do and/say whateva they want. "Lets buy all the pretty, young girls drinks so they ...
Posted by Delores Haze on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

Do it or die

1. What is your zodiac? Zodiac. Let me come into your home and organize your shit, cook you dinner, tell you how to live your life and then poop on your bed. 2. If you could kill puppies, how many wou...
Posted by Delores Haze on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

Taste just like a woman

Summer is around the corner. Can you smell it? Or is that the scent of my hairless legs...it's been awhile. I've decided to wear husband-beaters and 4" heels for the next four months. Red lipstick and...
Posted by Delores Haze on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST

A Miracle

Gaining five pounds in like four days is pretty amazing. At least I got an indian on my tootsie roll pop. If you want to see a good, light hearted comedy rent Last House on the Left. Once you watch it...
Posted by Delores Haze on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:09:00 PST

Three Months

Yup. Three Months. I talk to those more now then I did before I moved. I suppose that is a good thing. I talk to those less now then I did before I moved. I don't know what that is suppose to mean.&nb...
Posted by Delores Haze on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:07:00 PST

NICKI LIQUIDATION SALE

The short version: I'm moving to California and only taking my clothes, pictures, books, music and personal hygiene items. Everything else MUST go!!! All jokes aside and 100erious. Whatever doesn't go...
Posted by Delores Haze on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

Pure Pain

It's 2:00am and I've managed to probably consume way too much medication for my body ratio and topped it off with one Tylenol PM. My tooth...my bottom right tooth is giving me so much pain that I cann...
Posted by Delores Haze on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:25:00 PST

She started it

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?Pose for a girlie calendar 2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?I dont believe in resolutions. The...
Posted by Delores Haze on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:49:00 PST

Clipping

Every time I get the mail I have to sort through all the credit card offers and the upcoming sales at the local grocery stores. Yesterday I actually looked through the grocery store coupons and starte...
Posted by Delores Haze on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:17:00 PST