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About Me

I'm Glen and I'm the coolest person you'll ever meet. I enjoy snowboarding and biking, building and tinkering with old VW's and BMW's, and the obligatory movies and hanging out with the friendlies.I volunteer at a youth group, it's a load of fun. When I was 4 years old I watched my mother kill a spider with a tea coaster. Years later I would discover that it was not a spider, but rather my uncle Harold.If you have any questions feel free to ask. I have a lot of very goofy friends, so if you see something that's particularly distasteful or offends you in my comments... get over it. MyGen Profile Generator ..

My Interests

I like guy stuff like cars and robots, but not really into sports and the like. I like to create things, and be funny.

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Music:

I like lots of music... lots and lots and lots and lots and lots... not so much rap, and not so much country... but everything else I can at least deal with.

Movies:

I enjoy movies, especially at $1 theaters. Some of my favorites include: Memento, Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, Garden State, Lost in Translation, The jacket, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, and I'm sure there's a million more but I'm not going to list them. Also, whoever can name the movie this quote is from, ... you rock. :) "OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."Tron is a crazy movie... Tron vs. Depeche Mode - Suffer Well on Transbuddha

Television:

I'm a big fan of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Mooninites are greatly funny. "Using a key to carve expletives on another's car is a sign of trust and friendship."

Books:

I don't get time to read books...if I did I wouldn't spend it reading, I'd most likely go outside, maybe spend time with my family, think about ways to better the world...or just sit on my computer and do crap like this...actually, I know thats what I'd do.And the Bible.

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, the Autobots.