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Pornographic Priestess

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About Me

Miss Darvas is the the endearingly precocious six year old daughter of has been child star Macauley Culkin.
An avid Royalist, Miss Darvas is proud to share her birthday with the Queen Mum, with whom she also shares a love of cigars and the pearl necklace.
At school, her favourite class is music as she feels passionate about the maraccas. The maracca is the instrument Miss Darvas chooses to accompany her recitals of the sensitive poetry she writes which deals with the beauty of road kill debris and her support for the legalisation of the hunting of feral children as a bloodsport.
Miss Darvas makes the most of her quality time looking at nuns, pretending to be dead and laughing at other peoples misfortunes.
When she is older, Miss Darvas would like to make love to you all.* * *

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My Interests

albert desalvo, albert fish, aleister crowley, andy warhol, animal welfare, apocalypse now, art, autopsies, betty blowtorch, blue jam, books, brass eye, camp, candy darling, cannibalism, catholicism, charlatan messiahs, charles manson, christopher morris, church of satan, cicciolina, colin wilson, conspiracy theories, cookie mueller, cosmic ordering, crucifixion, damien hirst, dandy highwaymen, daniel johnston, dante, david berkowitz, david hoyle, david koresh, dennis nilsen, derek jarman, derren brown, de sade, dick turpin, disease, divine david, ed gein, embalming, existentialism, exorcisms, feminism, feminization, film, fire and brimstone, foot binding, forensic pathology, fred west, geisha, gilles de rais, global conspiracy, gloomy sunday, green river killer, gunther von hagens, hank harrison, harold shipman, headpress, hell's angels, henry lee lucas, holly woodlawn, humming, hypochondriacs, ian brady, impaling, jackie curtis, jan svankmajer, jean cocteau, jeffrey dahmer, jet jewellery, jim goad, jim jones, joe orton, john waters, john wayne gacy, johnny cash, jorg buttgereit, kabalah, karen greenlee, kinky gerlinky, kitsch, LA raeven, league of gentlemen, leaping unexpectedly, leigh bowery, lenore, licking dinner plates, literature, looking tragic, madrugada, making dreidels out of clay, mary bell, mary mary, medical curiosities, mind control, mink stole, minty, monika m, moving small objects with my mind, mormons, mortality, mother-daughter mah jongg, mourning, mr pepo, murder, myra hindley, nashville pussy, nic roeg, nick cave, nirvana, nuns, palare, paula yates, paul morrissey, paul reubens, peter sutcliffe, philosophy, pierre et gilles, pitying the fool who don't like Mr T, poetry, practicing witchcraft, premature burial, pro-ana, psychic surgery, psychology, quentin crisp, religion, removing barnacles, ringu 1,2 & 3, rose west, saints, sarah stockbridge, self hypnosis, sexton ming, SI, snake handlers, south park, spike milligan, stella vine, story of O, suskind, tattoos, ted bundy, the cult, the day today, the exorcist, the manson family, the process, tigers, topy, tortoises, tourettes syndrome, tracking down my biological father, transsexuals, trojan, turtles, ufo cults, undead, vivienne westwood, voyeurism, wayne county, william blake, wim wenders, writing...

I'd like to meet:

Prof. Gunther von Hagens



...so I said, "If it's illegal to rock n roll, then throw my ass in jail!" It is, and they did.
CRIME IS BEAUTY

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.. .. Who & What Bores Me
Drug bores, pissheads, television, Kate Moss, babies & children (and 95% of adults), emotionally needy people, girly girls, pornography, russell brand, name-droppers, new mothers & maternal women, born-again christians, moslems, MORMONS, jehovahs witnesses, kiddie goths, THE PEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T GET IT!!! suicide girls, sports, exercise, capitalist piggies, technology, mathematics,wacky stand-up poets, stand-up comedians, novelty pop bands, middle-class radicals, mind games, freeform jazz, gangsta rap, classical music... If you are/are interested in any of the above DO NOT ADD ME!!! Don't even think about it. Go...NOW!!! ..

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Music:

the Cult, Southern Death Cult, the Birthday Party, Nashville Pussy, Betty Blowtorch, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, PJ Harvey, Gaye Bikers On Acid, die Hunns, Rasputina, Wayne/Jayne County and the Electric Chairs, the Smiths, Mudhoney, Gossip, Janis J, Edith Piaf, Jacques Brel, Penetration, Dave Bowie, Widdly Hendrix, X Ray Spex, Peaches, Psychic TV, the Stooges, Throbbing Gristle, Bauhaus, the Clash, Velvets, Sex Pistols, Velvet Underground, Stiff Little Fingers, the Smithereens, Diamanda Galas, Bessie Smith, more...

Movies:

Anything by Jorg Buttgereit, Derek Jarman, Nic Roeg, Tobe Hooper, John Waters (up to and not including Hairspray), Lindsay Anderson, the Japanese RING trilogy (no crappy remake), Ciao! Manhattan, Trash, Flesh, Heat, Women in Revolt (other Warhol/Morrissey films), Entertaining Mr Sloane, the Exorcist, Last House on the Left, Orlando, Aftermath, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, the Nanny, Hammer House of Horror, Marilyn Monroe, Pee Wee Herman, Caligula, more...

Books:

true crime, the Elves & the Shoemaker, autobiogs, authors - Quentin Crisp, Kafka, the list would be endless

Heroes:


.. .. LITTLE JOE
...never once gave it away
.. IF WE PLAY THE MUSIC LOUD ENOUGH, WE WON'T HEAR THE WORLD FALLING APART:
DIAMANDA GALAS
"I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men."
.. JAYNE COUNTY
Rock n Roll Cleopatra..
.. EDITH PIAF
I think you have to pay for love with bitter tears."
.. .. DIVINE DAVID (r.i.p)
"Gays love the gymnasium. They really have taken on board Hitler's ideal about the perfect body."
.. DER TODESKING
makes people not want to live anymore.
.. SERESS REZSO
Gloomy Sunday...
.. QUENTIN CRISP
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
JIMMY DEAN
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"
.. LIZA MINNELLI
Divine decadence!!!
.. IF...
"One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place."..
.. VIC REEVES
Drowsy Elvis
.. LEIGH BOWERY
"Tell them I've gone pig farming in Bolivia".
.. TROJAN & BOWERY
"Pakis from Outer Space"
.. SPIKE MILLIGAN
"Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently.".
.. GENESIS BREYER P-0RRIDGE
Painful But Fabulous.
.. VIV NICHOLSON
"I'm going to SPEND, SPEND SPEND!!!".
.. OH MARY, MARY, MARY! OH MARY - IT ISN'T EASY BEING DIVINE!
"Oh the Good Lord knows that it is not!".
.. "YOU DON'T LOOK FORTY..."
"You look a sort of well-preserved sixty"
.. Marquis de Sade
portrait of de Sade by Man Ray
"One must do violence to the object of one's desire; when it surrenders, the pleasure is greater."
.. STELLA VINE
"Kurt Cobain, 2004".
.. ANDY WARHOL (LOOKS A SCREAM)
Knives
.. SHADE THE CHANGING MAN
the American Scream

My Blog

gunther von Hagens Bodyworlds coming to Manchester!!!

oh YES!Gunther von Hagens' Bodyworlds ...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST

Jehovah’s Witness with face-eating tumour (don’t look if you’re squeamish!!!)

Fighting the curse of the face-eating tumourA Jehovah's Witness who for decades refused all surgery on his horrific facial disfigurement has been given hope by a British doctor and new medical technol...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:47:00 PST

a new home can cause intcontinence

what's all this about, eh?  this is a sticker in the window of my local estate agents:talking about urine. in a British advert.  Bardsley Homes - the dirty bastards!(thanks to Jeff Lovestone...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:26:00 PST

my scrapbooks

(first of all,  here is a message for friends who are expecting mail from me - i signed up to broadband, the thing don't work so i wasn't able to write last week.  i've fucked the broadband ...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

teeny weeny art

An artist from Birmingham who makes tiny sculptures which can fit into the eye of a needle has sold his collection for £11.2mWillard Wigan is known for his painstaking care, working between heartbeats...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

Sex, Seditionaries & the Sex Pistols

here are some scans from the brochure i bought at the Sex, Seditionaries & the Sex Pistols exhibition at the URBIS centre in Manchester a couple of years ago.'Rape' t shirt.  The woodblock pr...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

Images from the Mütter Museum

Baby in a jarFront view of conjoined twins fused at the head and throaxRear view of Ectopagus with two heads, two arms and two necks Lordosis (curvature of the lower spine)Multple Enchondroma in a Mal...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

seriously bizarre skin condition

"The skin on his wrists and the back of his hands resembles that of a hedgehog - hundreds of spike like growths"Missionary encounters extremely bizarre skin condition in Eastern Europe ...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

Tampon crafts for Valentine's Day

Find instructions how to make this gorgeous tampon flower bouquet here.There are more wonderful gift ideas for all occasions at Tampon Crafts, such as tampon toupee for Father's Dayandtampon easter bu...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:31:00 PST

One down, nine to go...

My Rotten Dead Pool choices ...
Posted by Pornographic Priestess on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST