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timothy

facial cumshots are so last year.

About Me

see more at www.timothyhoyer.com

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

people leaping sideways in slow motion firing two guns at once.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet a blind art collector who just won the lottery.

Music:

david darling, burzum, godspeedyoublackemperor, mono, venom, insearchofobsession, soulside, duke ellington's soundtrack to "anatomy of a murder", leviathan, draugar, yo yo ma, swans, that one song by the dude who invented LSD, johnny cash, mozart, DJ sweetblood,bathory, enslaved, judus iscariot, black flag, bad brains, neubauten, skinny puppy, old godflesh (but not that new bullshit), the cumshots, g.g. allin, cocknoose, explosions in the sky, jesu, poison idea, craft, racebannon,carpathian forest, billie holiday, don caballero, feedback, anything dark, noisy, chaotic, scary, sad, angry, tragic, pretty, ugly, suicide-inducing, and steven segal if he ever graces us with the sweet, succulent meanderings of his voice.

Movies:

crash (the david cronenberg one), glengarry glennross, shattered glass, reversal of fortune, aguire the wrath of god, grizzly man, all the president's men, happiness, JFK, who's afraid of virginia wolfe, american movie, and anything starring steven segal, preferably in the lead.

Television:

off.

Books:

the pope and michaelangelo's ceiling, the hot zone, to a violent grave: an oral biography of jackson pollack,helter skelter, the maltese falcon, american psycho, lady sings the blues, glamorama, lunar park,tom sawyer, and steven segal's beauty and weight loss tips.

Heroes:

Neo Rauch. Steven Segal. not in that order.

My Blog

Ants in My Kitchen

     I've never had a particularly bad problem with rodents.  Vermin either.  My friend Chad found a brown recluse spider in my bathroom, and my old basement used to be o...
Posted by timothy on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

Famous Painters and Their Sex Lives

     As some of you tattoo folks know, I've been painting a lot more than I've been tattooing lately.  This has been good for a lot of reasons that I won't bore you with now.....
Posted by timothy on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:49:00 PST

The worst thing that can happen in an RV

     The first time I ever went to Europe was around '96 or so.  A couple of friends and I were going to a convention in Hamburg and another convention in Amsterdam a couple o...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

Tom Cruise Pt. 2: My Interview with Katie Holmes

     Following the publication of my recent interview with Tom Cruise, I've gotten the impression from some of his Scientology friends that he felt he was portrayed in a slightly n...
Posted by timothy on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:07:00 PST

Things you didn't know about swans

     When most people think of swans they usually picture beautiful, graceful animals swimming peacefully on placid lakes and raising their ugly little children (can you actually r...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:32:00 PST

Chasing Dragons

     I remember the first time I ever saw a dragon.  I was about 9 years old I guess, and my friend and I were in the woods behind my house, looking at a dead bird that I...
Posted by timothy on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:11:00 PST

Sixth Grade

     I don't know about you, but I wasn't really a fan of grade school.  I was one of the weird kids (there's a shocker) who always got yelled at for drawing when I ...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:55:00 PST

Robin Hood

     I was recently watching CNN (because I like to know my enemy), and there was a story about how someone had taken possession of a storage space that used to belong to Paris Hil...
Posted by timothy on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:46:00 PST

My interview with Tom Cruise

     I recently interviewed Tom Cruise for one of my various multi-media world-conquering projects.  Here is a transcript of that interview. Hoyer:  Nice to meet you, Tom...
Posted by timothy on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:11:00 PST

Hard Times

     A family of four was murdered in Richmond over the weekend.  They lived just a few blocks away from me.  It was all over CNN last night, where of course that idiot N...
Posted by timothy on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:25:00 PST