Best Thing Ever |
It tastes like heaven.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:19:00 GMT |
Remember that robot band from Showbiz Pizza? |
This is the most awesome thing ever.
LOVE IN THIS CLUB from ( *_* ) on Vimeo.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:35:00 GMT |
A message from your obsessive compulsive friend |
Dear lady in my office,
You just got over some disgusting stomach flu thing. Please do not come in to my office and breathe over my mug of tea. Also, unless you're going to use Lyso...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:42:00 GMT |
Fuck you, Former Landlord! |
On top of all of the other various ways you are trying to fuck us out of a $1000 deposit, how much of a cunt do you have to be to charge for a window washing due to ’dog nose smudges’? I c...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:38:00 GMT |
Inappropriate Elevator Conversation |
Talking with a friend about your experience with a gynocologist while in an elevator is not ever necessary. I am a total stranger standing three feet away from you. I am not hearing impaired and ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:34:00 GMT |
Awesome |
I'm on my second ear infection in a month. And my doctor assured me that the antibiotic she gave me will give me the shits. Rad. Thanks a lot cold, dry weather.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:32:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to the Asshole Lady at the Gym |
Dear Asshole Lady, The Lysol wipes that sit in the gym are not there for ambience. They are placed there for you to wipe off the exercise machines after your sweaty ass is done with them. Everyone e...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:47:00 GMT |
Why do these even exsist? |
If you drive a car that looks like this you should pat yourself on the back because you are officially the world's biggest asshole. I clicked on a picture of a donk (for the unaware, that's what these...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 14:18:00 GMT |
I'm pretty sure... |
...that this Pussycat Doll either has a dick or had a dick at one point in time. She's got a jaw like a linebacker (or Popeye).I have too much spare time.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:44:00 GMT |
God bless you, Craigslist.org |
What other website allows you sell your lawn mower, rent an apartment, AND see an ad posted by a guy who offers to pay people mileage to come to his house and be his fuck buddy? It's fantastic. If you...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:32:00 GMT |
