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Well, well, well Mr. Unknown, you're thinking that you landed here attracted by this sweet, little, pretty young lady, don't you? In fact you're NOT, and this is just the beginning of your worse nightmare 'cause the thing you're seeing here is not true, it doesn't even exist, and no, you're not dreaming either. What happened is that you've fallen victim of a MAGIC SPELL! Ooh yeah Mr. Unknown, now you're beginning to understand. The dark, gothic, whatever baby here is nothing but an AUTHENTIC WITCH! Yes, one of those weird old ladies in strange clothes wearing that freaking tall pointed black hat, in fact, she's as old as Ozzy Osbourne, that makes her hundreds or perhaps thousands years old! (I already said that she looks awfully like Joey Jordison, but that's another story.. XD). The funny thing is that she says she's studying pharmaceutical sciences, can you believe that? And what a Witch studying pharmaceutical sciences could ever do? I tell you what, there's only one possible thing: POISONING YOU! So beware Mr. Unknown, if you ever meet her and she asks if you want something to drink, like a Jägermeister (yeah, that brown liquid thing that it's from Germany and Mr. Ville Valo usually drinks it) politely decline her offer and RUN as fast as you can! (Now, I cannot tell you how I get to know this, but trust me, it's TRUE!)I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4