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About Me

I own a pair of Heelies. Photobucket Album

My Interests

speakeasies

I'd like to meet:

Norm MacDonald

Music:

Faith No More, the Faint, Snog, Project Pitchfork, Kraftwerk, Devo, And One, Beck, Wolfsheim, The Clash, Dio, Dr. Octagon, Elbow, Led Zeppelin, Mos Def, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ol' Dirty Bastard, RJD2, Vast

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber

Television:

Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show

Books:

I need some books if anybody has some. Seriously, recommend something.

Heroes:

Blanka

My Blog

New Chuck Norris jokes I made up

- Chuck Norris had bad food poisoning once and pooped out Jean Claude Van Damme. That's why Jean Claude Van Damme has Hepatitis.- Chuck Norris went back in time and encountered his former self.&...
Posted by Kendall on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:35:00 PST

Professor Alcohol's Drinking Proof 1

S+L+A+C=D Given: L (loneliness) is congruent to S (solitude). C (cell phone) Prove: (S+L+A+C)4A=H(4A) Statements: ........................................ Reasons: 1. S+L+A+C=D ...........
Posted by Kendall on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:23:00 PST