Janable Lector - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I've been known to get a little bendy from time to time..

My Interests

Fire goes in my mouth...

The world is just one big stripper pole

I'd like to meet:

The people I strive to be like....

Sage...my mentor...

Anton Chelnokov

His amazing performance in the Flight of Icarus...

Olga Pikhienko

Her Cirque Du Soleil Hand balancing act...

Music:

The siren song is all I hear....

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite

Fear and Loathing...We luv yew Hunter!

Fight Club, Drop Dead Fred, Old School, Anchorman, Best in Show, House of 1000 corpses, Big Fish, Dead Alive, What dreams may come, Polterguist, Labrynth, Dark Crystal, City of the Lost Children, Good Will Hunting, Natural Born Killes, Code 46, Mr. & Mrs Smith, Office Space, Ghost in the Shell, The Cable Guy, Pi, Requim for a dream, Vampire's kiss, Garden State, and the Violation of Marylyn Star. ;)

Television:

Um....hrm...when I get lathargic and decide to plant my ass on the couch I usually watch Comedy Central's CrankYankers, South Park, The Chapelle Show and Shorties watching shorties. I dig the Nip/Tuck series. I'm absolutely in love with The Discovery Channel and Animal Planet. (The Jeff Corwin Experince is THE BEST SHOW EVER)

I LOVE JEFF CORWIN!!!!

Before I die I am going on a Safari Hunt with Jeff Corwin!

Books:

Fire Goddesses...

Heroes:

WE LIKE TO GET FUCKED UP AND DO FUCKED UP SHIT!!!!

Lane wishes he was my hero...

But Tabby is my new hero. Thanks for chokin that Korean bitch out. I'll always love you for that one...

My Blog

Mermaids Are Sea Sluts

I am nothing but a shell of the man i once was so you could put me to your ear and actually hear yester-year’s ocean I was in shape then A much better built body Of water with infinite waves and...
Posted by Janable Lector on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:47:00 PST

Reflect reflection with some forgotten poetry.

Our reflection &n bsp; &n bsp; (In the photo:Jen the knife) ...
Posted by Janable Lector on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:17:00 PST

Dilate

life used to be life-like now it's more like showbiz i wake up in the night and i don't know where the bathroom is and i don't know what town i'm in or what sky i am under and i wake up in the darkn...
Posted by Janable Lector on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:23:00 PST

Thank you for letting me inspire you...

This blog is very special to me, and I hope that most of you get the chance to read it. Meet my friend Cam. (Or Carrol if you will, as we are people of many names)Send her a friends request and tell ...
Posted by Janable Lector on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:06:00 PST

Hotel Napkin

Deceiving Waters....I look down from the cliff at the water. "Jump" you say."It's deep enough."I know it's not."Jump, it's okay. You won't be harmed."My instincts tell me otherwise."Trust me. You're s...
Posted by Janable Lector on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:44:00 PST

Understand me....

im not going down on my knees,begging you to adore mecant you see its miseryand torture for mewhen im misunderstoodtry as hard as you can, ive tried as hard as i couldto make you seehow important it i...
Posted by Janable Lector on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:31:00 PST

And to the ground...it falls. Temple Burn 2006

I brought you all the way here. You're in my hands now&as I peer up at the infamous wooden temple that was finished earlier today. I cradle you close to my chest. Or what's left of you,...
Posted by Janable Lector on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:04:00 PST

Mister Fucktard SMALL PENIS man

Oh Jefferey. I truely expected more out of you. We had some great times together, but what you did to Hailee was just fuckin WRONG. So now I'm pissed and you have to deal with my wrath. I know that y...
Posted by Janable Lector on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

Seattle Me & the people I love....

Seattle is such a beautiful city to reside in. It has everything! The mountains in close range, the city, the sea&all right there for you. Seattle is rich with luscious vegetation, vine...
Posted by Janable Lector on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:58:00 PST

Decievers & Snake Charmers...

Things that would only make sense to Decievers and Snake Charmers.... Let's make believe you aren't who you are,Lets pretend that I don't do what I do.Lets just say we are in a different place.Lets c...
Posted by Janable Lector on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST