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Kitty Kat

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About Me

"a warrior's ultimate attack is to lay down his sword" ............................................................ ......................................... http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24621 ............................................................ ........................................ ......................"Any girl can get a guy to buy her drinks, or even her and her chick friends drinks, but how bout a girl who gets guys to buy her guy friends drinks" - Hershaff ............................................................ ........................................mukalaka inchie como laka fa and I am not an orphan nor do i condone orphan processing. I train, I coach, I teach, I climb, I edit books, I sing in a band, my best friend is God, I'm a wannabe war buff (my favorites being the Vietnam War and the American Revolution), my typical friday night consists of delivery, ice cream, movies and most haunted, my favorite thing in the world is to learn; my mind is like a sponge when it comes to areas that I have interest in...........I LOVE THE OCEAN, it is like a second home to me..........................................on a brighter note, I have 10 kids by different dads, all of whom I haven't had the patience to name nor to remember their names; i just end up calling them by the name of the drink or drug in my hand: "Crack-coccaine, come here!" "Rub my feet, tequila-face!"
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? ....................................................where i spent 5 weeks in australia last year...these were my buds:

My Interests

orphans, myself, working out, FOOTBALL, (redskins get me going), spitting, rape, tying children to railroad tracks, feeding squirrels...poison....vassar college...tequila shots, blue moon, golden grahams, Rock Climbing (nothing gets my blood boiling more), WORLD OF WARCRAFT, sweet-potato fries, hush puppies, and sausage gravy (the southern gal in me), I love pizza, preferably from Lombardi's....This is my new favorite video: ..

I'd like to meet:

little children with chainsaws and nicolas cage......and Steven A. Ealy or Sealy1986, the original creator of this Spongebob/Eminem spoof video below.The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on LOVE: "Avoid, if at all possible."THE GOOD THING ABOUT NEVER CALLING ANYONE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS YOU'LL NEVER CALL ANYONE YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND... ............................................................ .Back to the predictable and humdrum, the prince will never come and sleeping beauty is dead.
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My Nikas

Chrissy

Cambi

Michelle

Hersh

Jeni

Izzy

Andy

Marie

Mike aka Pirate Monster

Andrew

Lex

Vince

Nate

Christina

Drew

Adam

Steve

Jake

Lydia

Thomas

Hank

Tran

Cathy

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Music:

myself, any indie group from BK, bowling for soup, juan luis guerra, marc antony, lifehouse, rufus wainwright, Tupac, Common, Talib Kweli, paolo nutini, camila, josh groban, dc talk, ribsys nickel (NATHAN!), anything ella, frank, billie, dean, or etta, and eric clapton and the rest of the guitar gods....a guy who can play the guitar like that simply amazes me....

Movies:

Dumb&Dumber, Transformers, She's the Man, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Wet Hot American Summer, The Brothers Solomon, The Lion King, Swingers, Fight Club, Superbad, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Equilibrium, Never-Ending Story, The Matrix, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Notebook, Hero, Unleashed, The Big Lebowski, American Beauty, Pretty Woman, napoleon dynamite, GoodFellas, Face//Off, A Walk to Remember, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Braveheart, Moulin Rouge, Singing in the Rain, It's a Wonderful Life, Bamboozled, LOTR, pretty much anything with cool fighting scenes, ninjas and samurai, and lotsa blood

Television:

SEINFELD, most haunted, football and the nfl network, spongebob, conan obrien, family guy, i luv lucy, curb your enthusiasm, smallville, the girls next door (i love kendra), drake and josh, hannah montana, saved by the bell, sex and the city, I love New York, I watch the Disney Channel ALL THE TIME, anything discovery channel, food channel, or history channel...

Books:

the Bible, perilous gard, the hobbit, the things they carried, catcher in the rye, the best orphan is a dead orphan

Heroes:

Nicolas Cage, the little orphan that could, Jesus Christ......... "the art and wisdom of man could not even hang a feather on nothing, yet the divine wisdom hangs the whole earth" ................................. When you begin to see how all-encompassing God is, you begin to realize that you are the passion of His heart. ................................

My Blog

George Washington in Iraq

I was reading the Washington Post today and the wannabe US historian inside me found this article interesting. It asks the question "What would George Washington do in Iraq?" really pinpointing the cl...
Posted by Kitty Kat on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:38:00 PST

my dream last night

I had a dream last night that superman was my boyfriend...one of the top 5 dreams I've ever had in my life.
Posted by Kitty Kat on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:29:00 PST

ITS OFFICIAL

I am leaving New York. I will be here through the month of June, then returning home to Maryland for 2 weeks, then I'm off to Australia through October. I will be back in time for Halloween in Vegas w...
Posted by Kitty Kat on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:09:00 PST

YO YO YO

    Yep, Im going back to LA- Vegas this month (15th-21-ish)...lemme know if a. anyone has anything going onb. if anyone is interested in climbing at Joshua Tree....
Posted by Kitty Kat on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

LOS ANGELES/LAS VEGAS

HEY PEOPLEI am heading out west to Los Angeles and Las Vegas at the end of the month. Any of my friends out there have anything interesting going on? Let me know!!!!
Posted by Kitty Kat on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:30:00 PST

AUSTRALIA!

i am applying to grad school in australia to study marine biology...i'm ec-fuggin-static......
Posted by Kitty Kat on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST

what is the greatest joy in life?

the greatest joy in life is laughter.....unless you are holding an orphan underwater in a bathtub....
Posted by Kitty Kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST