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Uncle Sam

If free dom isn't free ... is it dom?

About Me

Yes, I am the south end of a northbound horse. I want to steal your money every day. Taxation, some folks call it. Others call it extortion. And so long as you don't get violent, I don't care if you parade, whine, sell t-shirts, bumper stickers, hold vigils, have classes, call your mother, whatever! Just don't get violent. Because then I couldn't steal your money everyday. The constitution says I have the right to steal everyday, and non violence can't stop me! HA!

My Interests

Me, money, and me.

I'd like to meet:

Once upon a time, slavery was accepted by some. Now, slavery is accepted by everyone, and the slave owners don't even have to house the slaves, or provide health care, or watch over them. We just TAX and regulate them with licensing! They send their money to us, and don't believe in violence! What could be better than that! Why, they even fight non-wars for us! The racists are too concerned about their color to bother with eliminating us, the slave-owners! Cool beans! The dolts keep getting poorer and keep sending more money! And then they blame us, but don't want to get violent. Is that great or what? We'll send them a free crying towel!

Music:

Ching Ching, Ching Chang Ching.

Movies:

Non-violent ones!

Heroes:

My soldiers killed while protecting my constitutional right to steal from them and everyone else! Couldn't beat that with a stick!

My Blog

Don't Kill Cops?

Killing cops is illegal... of course so is theft, which is how the cops get paid. And if there were no soldiers (cops), there would be no taxation, because no one could force it! But killing cops is i...
Posted by Uncle Sam on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:02:00 PST

Citizens are IDIOTS

Citizens are non violent, unwilling to defend themselves against me and my taxation/extortion practices. They just wait for the politicians (that I own), to change things for the better. So, I just ke...
Posted by Uncle Sam on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST