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staberind

those shoes are mine, bitch

About Me

loook at the shiny.... its shiny~~~~ pretty shiny thing~~ {are they under my power yet??} [dunno, try again]
LOOOK AT THA' GODDAMN SHINY!!........
staberind: lost?
staberind: i have direction
staberind: and plenty of negative energy, it helps....
staberind: it chugs behind me like a noxious outboard motor
I must drink Beer.
Beer is the mind-killer.
Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Beer.
I will permit it to pass into me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Beer has gone there will be nothing.
Only a Hangover will remain.
Your Gemini Drinking Style
You can drink without changing their behavior much. You're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. You amaze people by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe.You possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. You like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring! You may create a drinking theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for your own amusement.
Your Signature Cocktails
Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, you'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to you collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because you're feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- home-infused anise vodka is sure to win you over.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Kylie Minogue, the Olson Twins, Colin Farrell, Ice Cube, Natalie Portman, and Mr. T What's Your Alcohoroscope?
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Tristramosis
Cause: early mornings
Symptoms: seeing dead people, red eye, speaking in tongues
Cure: don't do it again
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:
You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess)
Legend tells us that you, this very rich,
beautiful and high born woman tortured and
murdered some 650 young women and bathed in
their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful. In some stories, it is said you have drank thier
blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a
grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!
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My Interests

avoiding Chavs

What Is Your Battle Cry?


S printing over the tarmac, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Tristram! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to smash you so badly, Buddha will explode!!!"


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I'd like to meet:

Well, almost anyone, but definatly not random bands, look at my taste in music... Do i look like i like fucking emo? or rap? no, so use your brain and dont bother me... Mainly interesting (to me) people, artists, and those who live their life not worshiping the god that is consumerism, (yeah, so, i'm a hypocrite; fashion being part of consumerism, but, i gotta make a crust, eh?) the sublime and the disenchanted, the odd socks of society.. oh, and probably no-one with the opinion that "i will go to hell" thanks, oh, and if your girlfriend dumps you for me or someone else, maybe its not cos i or they are/am better than you, maybe its because you are an asshole, so, think on that, before you whine at me... from a safe distance... pathetic alco-creep.

President George dubyah Bush , for a frank discussion involving rusty metal pipes, broken glass, and lashings of ginger beer

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I am 81% Evil Genius.
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What Is Your Battle Cry?


L o! Who is that, sprinting through the tundra! It is Staberind, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"Shiiiiiiiiiny Mother~Fucker!!!"


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Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Blood Beetle
Your Superpower is Vampirism
Your Weakness is Clowns
Your Weapon is Your Water Crowbar
Your Mode of Transportation is Jet Pack What's your Superhero Name?

Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
However nutting off into your hand and throwing it into your lovers face, while assuming a stance of power, like spiderman, rarely amuses her parents. The World's Shortest Personality Test

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Music:

Acid Horse,acid junkies, Add N To (X), Aïboforcen, alex stark & replicant, And One Android Lust, Apoptygma Berzerk, Ariel, Ayria, Bad Company, Benny Bennassi, Bio-tek, Bjørk, Blacklight, BlutEngell, Chemical Brothers, Chemlab, Claire Voyant,Clan of Xymox, Combichrist, Concord Dawn, Controlled Bleeding, Covenant, Cubanate, Darkness, Das Ich, David Bowie, Dead can Dance, Deine Lakaien, Depeche Mode,Diary of Dreams, dillinja and lemon d, Diorama, Divine, DJ WildChild, Dulce Liquido, Enigma,Excessive Force, Fields of the Nephilim, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Funker Vogt,Gina X Performance, Goa Madness, Goldfrapp, Gothminister, Greater Than One, Grendel, Hocico, Hope & Kirk, Hybrid, Hypertraxx, Icon of Coil,Iggy Pop, In Strict Confidence, In The Nursery, Invasion of the Gabber Robots, Ironbase, Jean-Michel Jarre, John B, Juno Reactor, KiEw, Killing Joke, Kraftwerk, Lab 4, Laibach, Lead into Gold, Lights of Euphoria, macondo, Maladroit, Meat Beat Manifesto, Melotron, Mesh, Ministry, Miranda, Mussolini Headkick, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nasenbluten, Negativland, Neutra, Nitzer Ebb, Orphx, Pailhead, Pankow, Paul Oakenfeld, Pet Shop Boys, Phantasmagoria, Phillip Boa, Philip Glass Pig, Praga Khan, Pride And Fall, Prodigy, Project Pitchfork, Prong, Psychic TV, Psykosonik, PTP, Rammstein, Ravelab, Rebecca, Rev Co, Saints Of Eden, Samantha Fu, Sarah McLachlan, Sister Machine Gun, Skinny Puppy, Snog, Soundtrack, Strike Under, Suicide Commando, Terminal Choice, The Art Of Noise, The Bravery, The Cruxshadows, The Cure, Echo & The Bunnymen, the KLF, The the, The Whitlams, the Young Gods, Theatre Of Tragedy, Underwörld, Wayne G, Welle_Erdball, Will, william orbit, Wreck, Wumpscut, XPQ-21, Xymox, Zan Lyons!

Movies:

Anime, Sci-Fi, intelligent horror... "the thing" for instance, or "alien" anime, captain harlock, old school, like akira, ghost in the shell, evangelion

Television:


You have no sexual fantasies. You're the classic
example of pure romance, you're not into
anything kinky, just sensual romance. Awh.

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Corporate Goth: You look like you've just stepped
out of an office building in the cold
heartless concrete jungle.

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Books:

Ian M. Banks, (but you could have guessed that...) Stephen Baxter, Arthur C. Clarke, Phillip K. Dick, Frank Herbert, Micheal Marshel Smith, William Gibson,
sci-fi and fantasy stuff basically,

Heroes:

amort - amort n. (Lat. amor, love + Lat. mort, death) ? the double instinct of love and death; the ambivalent combination of Eros and Thanatos or the transformation of one into another; a cruel and (self)destructive passion that leads to the ruin of the loved or the lover.
e.g., Amort is the most common theme of European literature, from "Tristan and Isolde" to Oscar Wilde's "The Ballad of Reading Gaol": And all men kill the thing they love, By all let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!
You are a Violet Faerie. You love life, although
you may not always express your love for it.
You are determined to be strong and never let
anyone get you down, though you aren't
always, but you can cover that up with a mask
of a smile and others will believe it,
because you are always "the strong
one". As regal as violet is, there is
also a dark side to it, deep inside you
somewhere, the goth part of you that you will
always hang onto, because it is really who
you are.
What type of Goth Faerie are you?
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My Blog

mischeif

"Have you let jesus into your life?" i was asked the other day... i love these kind of questions, its like introducing peanut butter to the grim reaper.. one of my stock replies is "yes, but i had to ...
Posted by staberind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Clothes>to wear or not to wear...

no, dumbass, i dont mean wander around with the crown jewels on display... i mean, clothes, i have lots of clothes, all sorts, many styles, from goff to cyber to suits... so why the duck do i wear the...
Posted by staberind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Ti-design....

i want to make a ti-book with a similar design to the g3 powerbook from titanium and carbonfiber / kevlar.....sigh, it would be easy enough to do, but the machining and casting would be troublesome an...
Posted by staberind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lead us not into subjigation

tsumaranaii.... mou, nandesuka? Mosh Clockwise Nothing is possible>jigation of a class of beings un-touched by the corporeal realm what defines an incorporeal being? indeed any form of conc...
Posted by staberind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

go and sell your ass for this book

its brill, its got swearing, violence sex and stuff, mainly stuff, and that's good, in my book {the little black one....} as far as first novels go, i see echoes of "the wasp factory" by Ian Banks.. a...
Posted by staberind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Je suis un capot anglais

well, my first blog. what do i do, vent my rage at living in no-where-land? guess so, whinge about my life like a spotty teenager? nahhhh....
Posted by staberind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST