Bruce Campbell.
Evil Dead Trilogy
Bubba Ho Tep
Living Dead Trilogy
The Crow
Battle Royal
Alien saga
Predator
The land Before Time(The bit where he thinks his shadow is his mum gets me every time... but to be honest its a foolish mistake to make)
Crouching Fist of Drunken Masters Dragon Fury Saga
Can't think of em all add more later i reckon
Bruce Campbell
I once considered trying to meet and seduce his daughter so that one day i could call him dad... sadly i realised later that it was a foolish idea that was never going to happen. Shame really, i reckon our child would have inheritted his chin which combined with my hair would have been lovely..
Mick Foley
I have to admire anyone who gets paid to be beaten up, and he's pretty .
The Original Captain Birdseye
Lets get one thing straight, i'm not talking that rubbish young "007" Captain or the brand new captain birdseye wannabe, we're talking the orginal bad boy of prime cod and bread crumbs. I got so angery when the captain was replaced i was forced to boycott all birdseye products. It was only later with help from my friend Dan i discovered it wasn't their fault....he had died. Even though he is no longer with us, the original captain's legecy still lives on in the hearts of those who were able to sample his delicious (primarily fish based) products. ...So he kept kids locked in a submarine, always going on about "prime cuts of meat" and of course he IS a sailor. But at the end of he day he made fucking good fishfingers.