Lars Studs micro-composer

Lars Studs - famous micro-composer, freethinker and fishwrestler - was born in the Anapurna region by a finnish father and three local mothers of the M'Longawoomanna Nga Ziphawahawa tribe in 1856.
Growing up in a small tent - and an even smaller sauna, there were never room for big thoughts. Lars Studs learned how to think small.
After a turbulent childhood chasing yaks and roaming the foothills of Mount Everest, Lars Studs left home for good, searching for happiness and a good clean dentist in the northern part of Europe. He found neither.
Several years later, having composed no music at all, but married to his fifth wife, a nice mongolian widow, Lars Studs started writing his autobiografy. Having experienced virtually nothing - he thought - it was a very short book, however. Consisting of a few "ers" and fewer "hmmms", it never sold a lot.
One day, watching his sons playing with a flute of cowbone, he suddenly heard a little tune in his head. Could this be the "theme of his life", he asked himself? Quickly, but without hesitation, he tatooed the short piece of melody on the left shoulder of his youngest son. Hooray, his wife barked; get out of here, and make me a fortune!