Mad Dog 20/20 is A Mean Wine! |
Some people have to spend two hundred bucks on a bottle of wine or they can't enjoy it. Not me.
I broke open the twist top of a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 last night. I ain't got no...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST |
I Gotta Go Out! |
I gotta go out...bad. Get off the damn phone. How long do you expect me to keep crossing and uncrossing my legs?
This ain't no joke. Another minute or two and you're going to be scru...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST |
Text of Mookie Hearns Speech on Malwai's Financial System! |
Distinguished Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen,
It gives me great pleasure to speak to this distinguished gathering comprising representatives of leading financial institutions and corporate businesses du...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:44:00 PST |
Mookie Hearns and Chuck Norris Facts! |
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits...for Mookie Hearns to wake up so he can walk her.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried because Mookie Hearns makes him so happy...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST |
Mookoos: Mookie Hearns Haikus! |
The Little White Dog
God Emperor Mookie Hearns
"Arf, arf," she commands
Stomach is growling
Her belly requires more food
Never gets enough
You must rub my back
Mookie's eyes cry out t...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST |
Walking Around the Couch! |
I'm walking around the couch. Around and around. Around and around. I'm going to keep walking around the couch until Jilly gets up and then I'm going to take her place on the couch a...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST |
Don't Move Around! |
Hey, I'm trying to sleep! Try not to move around so much! If you move it makes me think you're getting up. If you're getting up then you might be going to the kitchen. If you'r...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST |
I Need A Rub! |
WTF? Am I chopped liver? How 'bout a rub? I've been sitting around all day and could use it. I'm not getting any younger here. Come on and get with the program.&nbs...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST |
Wanna Go Out? |
Hey, ya wanna go out? Huh, huh?!?! I wanna go out. Do you wanna go out? Would you mind picking me up and carrying me? I really wanna go out. Really, really, really....
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST |
Are You Gonna Eat That? |
Hey, it's me. Mookie Hearns. Are you gonna eat that? I don't know what it is but I figured if you were gonna eat it and then not eat it then maybe I would eat it. I know I just...
Posted by Mookie Hearns on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST |
