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THE BASICS
Name: Charles Wallace Sheridan
Birthdate: November 12,1968
Birthplace: Honolulu, Hawaii
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Job: Sales Associate
Status: Single
Hometown: Kailua,Hawaii
Current Town: Elkhorn,Wisconsin
Parents Still Together: They're both dead
Siblings: N/A
Pets: N/A
Best Friend: Collin
Mike
Julie
Enemy: Harold
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Kinda,sorta,but not really
Virgin: Yeah,right
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
YOUR APPEARANCE
Hair Color: Black
Is It Dyed: Not usually
I dyed my pubic hair pink once
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses/Contacts: N/A
Height: 5'7"-5'9"-Depending on which convenience store I'm exiting.
Weight: 185lbs
Freckles: None worth mentioning
Body Type: Average
Shoe Size: 10
Piercings: One in my scrotum
Want More: Not now-ask later
Tattoos: Numerous-mostly on my legs
Want More: Yes
Braces: N/A
Best Feature: My hairy, fat, cottage cheesed ass
Worst Feature: My hairy, fat, cottage cheesed ass
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Not since they died
FAVORITES
Color: Black
Number: 7
11
21
Unless I 7 out or the dealer draws to 21
Letter: X
It's the best rating for movies too
Holiday: Halloween
Animal: Amoeba
Food: Too many to mention
I'll eat anything except ranch dressing, peas, and cock
Flower: Rose
Carnation
Restraunt:: Top Of Waikiki
Ice Cream Flavor: Rocky road
Candy: Snickers with almonds
Alcohlic Beverage: Scotch and soda
Nonalcohlic Beverage: Mt. Dew
Monster Java Nut Up
Coffee
Sex Position: Any one that gets my cock in her pussy, ass, or mouth
Genre of Music: Anything except country or rap
I like punk,metal,and swing the most,I'd say
Song: Too many to mention
Artist: Vincent Van Gogh
Trevor Brown
Mark Ryden
Radio Station: Fungus 53
The Boneyard
Lucy
Old Time Radio
Punkradiocast
KROQ
KNAC.com
Book: "Get In The Van" by Henry Rollins
Movie: "L.A. Confidential"
"Happy Gilmour"
"Taxi Driver"
"El Santo vs. The Zombies"
TV Show: "Twilight Zone"
"Dragnet"
"Unsolved Mysteries"
"Police Squad"
"Drawn Together"
Actor: Vincent Price
Actress: Hillary Scott
Season: Summer
Day of The Week: Monday
Sport: Baseball
LOVE LIFE
Single: Yes
If Not, Who's Your Bf/Gf: N/A
If Single, Do You Like It: I'm content with it but I like being with someone too
Have A Crush: Yes
First Kiss:: My first French kiss was with a girl named Traci when I was 13
Ever Kissed In The Rain: Yes
Movie Theater: Yes
Underwater: No-I can't swim
Who's Your First Love: Kathy
Ever Been Cheated On: Probably
Ever Cheated On Someone: Yes-I made out with another girl while in a relationship-I've never had sex with someone else while in a relationship
Ever Used Someone: Yes
Ever Made Out With Just A Friend: Yes
Ever Have Sex With Just A Friend: Yes
Are You A Tease: I've been called that
Longest Relationship: 16 yrs-it wasn't monogamous
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: No
Do You Fall Fast: Depends on the woman
Ever Hooked Up With The Same Sex:: No
Ever Been Dumped: Yes
Ever Dumped Someone: Yes
Ever Been Rejected: Yes
Ever Dated Someone More Than Once: Yes
Group Or Single Dates: Single
Do You Want To Get Married: If I find someone I love enough
OPPOSITE SEX (what you prefer-)
Hair Color: Red
Long Or Short: Doesn't matter
Eye Color: Green
Style: Punk
Sophisticated
Cosmopolitan
Nerd
Age: over 21-under 80
Height: 5'2'-5'6" is ideal
Weight: Doesn't matter
Boxers Or Briefs: I like it when girls don't wear panties
Looks Or Personality: Personality-by far
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Can You Drive: Very quickly
Do You Have A Car: Not at the moment
Do You Have A Cell: I'm not currently in jail
Do You Like Gay/Bi people: As much as those whacky straight people
Can You Speak Another Language:: Yes-not too fluently though
Do You Believe In School: I actually have seen a few so I know they exsist
Talk To Yourself: No
Any Regrets: No
Do You Have Children: No
Do You Want Kids: No
Believe In Spankings: I like to get kinky with girls,yes
Support Gay Marriage: I always hope a reception after a wedding is gay and festive and the marriage remains gay and happy. It doesn't always stay that way though.
Do You Trust People Easily: Who's asking?
Forgive Easily: Not usually but it depends on the offence and the person
Love Or Money: Love, well wait a minute, how much money?
Have A Secret Nobody Knows: Doesn't everyone?
Biggest Fear: Pussy
Biggest Weakness: Pussy
Prefer Day Or Night: Night
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: An adult
Twenty-five albums EVERYONE should have:
1. "London Calling" by The Clash
2. "Born To Run" by Bruce Springsteen
3. "Exile On Main Street" by The Rolling Stones
4. "Revolver" by The Beatles
5. "Somewhere Between Heaven And Hell" by Social Distortion
6. "Genius: The Best Of Warren Zevon" by Warren Zevon
7. "Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits" by Bob Dylan
8. "The Essential Dean Martin" by Dean Martin
9. "The Eseential Johnny Cash" by Johnny Cash
10. "Whip-Smart" by Liz Phair
11. "License To Ill" by The Beastie Boys
12. "Leaving The Ways" (EP) by The Briggs
13. "Thriller" by Micheal Jackson
14. "Appetite For Destruction" by Guns 'N' Roses
15. "Out Come The Wolves" by Rancid
16. "Damaged" by Black Flag
17. "Back In Black" by AC/DC
18. "Under The Big Black Sun" by X
19. "Pump" by Aerosmith
20. "Sights And Sounds Of Summer" by The Beach Boys
21. Any album by The Ramones ("Too Tough To Die" or before)
22. Any album by Iron Maiden (except maybe "X Factor" and "Virtual XI")
23. "Rattle And Hum" by U2
24. "Among The Living" by Anthrax
25. "Beauty And The Beat" by The Go Gos
If you don't have some of these albums, RUN OUT AND GET THEM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. You'll be glad you did.
"Drive safely. The life you save might be mine."-James Dean
Who said punks don't have a sense of humor:
"Knock, knock."
"Go away!"
"You're supposed to say, 'Who's there?'"
"Fuck off, you wanker!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Cause I kicked its ass!"
"I just flew in from Seattle, and boy are my arms tired ... from bitch-slapping a stewardess!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne."
"I don't know any assholes named Dwayne!"
"You're supposed to say "Dwayne who?'"
"You're pissing me off! Are you the police?"
"No, it's a joke."
"Pretty fucking hilarious. Do I have to come out there and kick your ass?"
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"An interpretation of your piece-of-shit life, you fucking loser. I got tables."
"How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"Fuck you!"
I don't believe in any of this shit but still....