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About Me

I am DD, nicknamed Rasputin to those close to me. Why? Not because I am over-lording over some Russian aristocracy I assure you. No, I am called Rasputin because I keep having crap happen to me and keep coming back for more. Maybe I should have been named Timex? Oh well, Rasputin it is and Rasputin it shall be.I have had 19 concussions. One more and I go for the special helmet. I have had broken bones, many a case of whiplash. strained ligaments, operations, sprains, contussions, lacerations with a touch of impalments.But I'm feeling much better now.As you will find I am opinionated but am open to opposing views as long as your prepared for the consequences if your a jackass.Later.
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My Interests

I like motorcycles (which at some point in the near future I may just learn to ride one), comic books, Michigan football (GO BLUE), Detroit Tigers, books and scaring people out of their wits on Halloween.

I'd like to meet:

Hmm, since that borders on asking one to whom they wish to stalk I may have to take a pass on that. However, if fortune should come along and I got to meet Kevin Smith (of Clerks fame)then I would be a happy camper. Mostly I would like to meet people with quick wits, a sense of humor and those who practice the lost art of common courtesy.

Music:

I listen to almost everything. However, the ones I listen to the most is Meat Loaf, Billy Joel, Rob Zombie, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Metallica, 80's music, Marilyn Manson, ABBA, Queen, Kid Rock, Eminem, RUN DMC, some disco, Elton John, Guns and Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, classical...have I thrown you for a loop yet?

Movies:

Blues Brothers, Animal House, Dogma, Clerks 2 (fuck, anything by Kevin Smith is a classic to me), Beauty and the Beast (huh?), King Kong (2005), Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed, Only thr Lonely, Wagons East, Star Wars (mostly the original three...1-3 were alright),Friday the 13th movies, Hellboy, The Thin Man movies, American Pie, The Addams family (first two movies), Kill Bill 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Scary Movie.....I could go on but I think we have all come to the conclusion I watch a lot of movies.

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, American Chopper (though not as much lately), Heroes, South Park, Family Guy, Reno 911, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Sopranos, Deadwood, baseball and football games, the addams family....etc.

Books:

Piers Anthony (Xanth series), Stephen King (most of them), Silent Bob speaks. More to be added later

Heroes:

John Candy, Kevin Smith, my family, my films class teacher Mr.Adams, BRD and Devon and Amanda.

My Blog

Jon Peter's wet dream come true

Spiders scare the fuck out of me. Seems silly when you think of the height / weight ratio but they scare the hell out of me, especially when they jump at you. Let me give you a prime example of h...
Posted by DD on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

The scalper, the bitch and the General

Yes kids, its that time of the week again. Fortunately the week did not fail to supply me with an ample amount of ingredients for this weeks crock pot o'stupidity. Got you aprons on? OK, here we go......
Posted by DD on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

Princess and the dropped soap

So, by now, the whole world knows that Paris Hilton is going to be doing 45 days in jail. I couldn't be happier if I won a million dollars tax free with guaranteed nookie for the rest of my life. Par...
Posted by DD on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry Detroit.

First, some back story before we get to the plot. Last year, Kwame Kilpatrick and the city of Detroit decided to save a few bucks and stop collecting bulk trash from its residents. After an upproar of...
Posted by DD on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:16:00 PST

Hogs, fences and other chores....

Well, today is a busy day. I have to try to help mow the lawn, trim the edges, clear the garden, take bulk trash to the front, make dinner, do dishes and go to a midnight screening of Spiderman 3 toda...
Posted by DD on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

Tale of two Johns

I must be out of my damn mind. Or some of you may be thinking that anyways. I added two politicians to my friends recently. Both are named John. One is a republican and the other a democrat....
Posted by DD on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

Dreams to dream

I have been having some pretty fucked up dreams lately. They revolve around my late sister, Monica. The last few weeks, I have been having dreams where my sister is still alive after being mistaken fo...
Posted by DD on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:28:00 PST

Crock pot o'stupidity 4-29-07

Well, its Sunday. It is that time of the week when I sum up all that seems idiotic in the last week. Hell hath no fury like a garage sale This is from AOL news Could you imagine yourself walking ...
Posted by DD on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST

Five seconds until total destruction.....

Tigers vs. Twins. Tigs up by two....Nate Robertson pitches another gem for 8+ innings. Leyland goes to the bullpen... Here comes Zumaya......who proceeds to give up four runs. Say it with me Tiger fan...
Posted by DD on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:31:00 PST

Thought for the day

Don't feel like writing too much today. However, let me spin a thought at you and see what you think. Do you chew your pudding? By pudding I mean as in chocolate and or vanilla rather than what some d...
Posted by DD on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST