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Profile GeneratorMy name is Chris Shelton. I'm number 26 and I play first base for the Detroit Tigers. I am a professional hitter. The Pirates say they dropped me because I was only a "DH" and they're in the National League, but we all know it's really because they were discriminating against me because I have red hair. The Tigers picked me up in the rule 5 draft and what a stellar move it was. I hit bombs. I am the Jackie Robinson of red heads. All red head kids around the country look up to me. And please don't call me ginger. We don't care for that term.
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