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Kaptain Mordant

Break Yo Self Foo KAPTAIN MORDANT is Back!!!!

About Me

K.M. aka the Bastards aka KAPTAIN MORDANT aka Kaptain Mordant Mutha Fucka aka AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! We are from the dirty ass south and we dont play we are here to rock your balloon knot till you drop so grab some porkalanch and some hairy broad and get your groove on that twist and yell out KM while your nailing it!!! BREAKIN YO LIP SINCE 1993*

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/29/2005
Band Website: geocities.com/kaptainm0rdant
Band Members: Flesh Gordon El Producto Jill Liverneck Mookiea special shout out to The Kersh Klan
Influences: Nintendo, High Five Stage Planks, Pungent Stench, Weird Al, Run DMC, Lots of Shit that is supa 80's, Malt or ripple type bevrages, Kersh, balls
Sounds Like: K.C. And The Sunshine Crew, Vanilla Ice, M.C. Hammer, Pungent Stench, Fuck Tha Nun, Super Duper Stereophonic Pooper Scooper, The Mentors, Run DMC, Fat Boys, Beastie Boys, Grave Diggers, Gangsta Nip, Ghetto Boys, Anthropohagus, Crypticus, Bleb Margo, And KAPTAIN MORDANT
Type of Label: None

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Make us rich and buy our merch!

http://www.cafepress.com/kaptainmordant you outta da club if you aint blingin some KM wear!!!
Posted by Kaptain Mordant on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:38:00 PST

starfish and camel toes

BIG MEAT!!
Posted by Kaptain Mordant on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:16:00 PST