Southwest Tour |
The weather be coolin' down 'n' shit an' it's 'bout time to get our asses in the praisemobile an' spread that Jesus Crunk all over the Southwest like butter on Texas toast! No dates have been set, bu...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:07:00 GMT |
Devil, These Aint Yo Titties!!!! |
..> I done seen some crazy ass shit up in the newz today. The Devil done lured some young muthafuckaz into hangin' theyselvez an' this time, among the victi...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
Bus Full of Hoes |
Today Brother Ignatius had a vision while passed out after eating too many Crunky bars: I woke up an' e'ybody was gone. Bright an' sunny outside - middle o' summer! Heard somethin' big pu...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:19:00 GMT |
Weaponz of Mass Salvation!!!! |
Coupla thaangs... 'bout 2 weeks ago we had our last vocal recording session for Full Frontal Conversion an' we workin' on gettin' that crunk shit all finished up fo' release in November!!!! ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:50:00 GMT |
Jesus Crunk!!! |
We've entered one of our newest songs in a contest for XM radio - Jesus Crunk. This is a hot-ass track not scheduled for release until January 2008. It will be the first single from the se...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:59:00 GMT |
Unsaved Document |
I was working on the computer today. I created a new text file as I've done many times before, but this time I noticed something: in the tab at the top it said "Unsaved document_" It really got ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:19:00 GMT |
Fuck Satan Up the Ass!!!!!!!! |
It's official - the saaangle for Fuck Satan Up The Ass is now available!We'll be launching the 20 Ft Neon Sto in September. Until then, you can order directly from our manufacturer here:http://www.ku...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:27:00 GMT |
Brother Ignatius 13-step program for recovering homosexuals |
We done posted a new song up on www.neonjesus.com called The Legend of Faggy Pants where I outline my 13-step program for recoverin' homosexuals! We been advised against postin' it on myspace si...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:37:00 GMT |
All Up In My Tabernacle |
Brothers and Sisters, we've just finished production of All Up In My Tabernacle!! This song is dedicated to James Brown (who passed the day before recording began) and is funky as hell! Th...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:11:00 GMT |
Mad Props to Six! Mad Props to JC! Pray fo' our judges! |
First off, mad props to Six (our producer) fo' tossin' one of our 20 Ft. Neon Sampler discs into the demo listening pile at Mobfest last weekend. We have yet to confirm, but w3rd on the street i...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:57:00 GMT |
