getting gas. |
last night i was pumping gas at around 1.30 in the am. i was at the chevron station on the corner of sepulveda and washington and i was the only one there besides the attendant stuffed in his booth. i...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST |
kill! kill! kill! |
i actually wrote this as a comment to a friend's blog but since what was supposed to be a cheeky remark turned into an article i thought i'd repost here for general perusal.the article quote comes fro...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST |
.the night thomas went to the birds. |
.. i listen to the crickets chirping .... i listen to thomas coughing .... up his liver .... **kaff**hhwwwrrarrt** .... *.*koff*huhhwrarrwwt** .... .chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp .... *gawd* .... *hwart* .....
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:33:00 PST |
leave it to a coked up persian .. |
.. so i got a call from my pal andre .. he's a persian singer who's been using my skooter for a music video he's doing ..we've done two shoots already .. the first was 6 weeks ago .. the second was la...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:32:00 PST |
. putting the .fun. back in .fun.eral .. |
i saw this whilst window shopping down venice boulevard one evening .... address unknown .. .. tee hee .....
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:28:00 PST |
grindhouse makes my balls ache.. |
.. thank you quentin terantin.. how the fuck do you spell that asshole's name..? hm..let's see what imdb has to say....it's t.a.r.a.n.t.i.n.o. .. well ain't that some shit .. learn somethin' new every...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:49:00 PST |
.the bro code .. section 27.a .. |
.. maybe it's just me but whenever i get some .. . i always make sure to throw in a couple extra strokes .... for all the poor bastards that have to pass out drunk ...with limp dicks in their hands.. ...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:26:00 PST |
yay for fascism! |
.. like .. um .. you guys totally remember how um .. in that one book '1984' and junk .. . oh and in that one fascist country 'nazi germany' ... one of the things the 'oppressors' .. . or 'liberators...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:06:00 PST |
just like pauly shore..i'm in the army now! |
we want you! we want you! we want you for a new recruit! yay!..to hell you say? why sir or ma'am i am most indubitably indignant! i am no propagandist! i take no resposibility .. resposs.. re.. re.. r...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST |
an ode to a history degree |
radical change is violent change. violent change is chaotic and disharmonious. it leads to plagues and cancers. lasting change requires patience and persistence. it will not occur in your lifetime. yo...
Posted by .ol.dirty.ryan. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST |
