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Johanna

Evil dread pirate

About Me

Umm I like stuff and things... I like music (punk and rawk and pretty much everything else... Country is my guilty pleasure c'mon how can you not like such gems as "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" and "800lb Jesus")and snowboarding and trashy horror films (TROMA TROMA TROMA) and REALLY awful tv shows!!!Umm cant think of anything else for now... Sorry I am lame!

My Interests

Snowboarding, sleeping, movies, figure skating, dancing very badly and out of rhythm, videogames

I'd like to meet:

The man from Del Monte I really wanna know if he does say yes... Or John Smith (of the pub based beverage fame) to find out if he really is "extra smooth" Oh and people in London... I have no friends...

Music:

operation ivy, ramones, misfits, rancid, cure, stiff little fingers, (old) green day, nofx, damned, sham 69, clash, tsol, dusty springfield, billy idol, adam and the ants, tom waits, primus, pitchshifter, nine inch nails, pansy division, mr t experience, groovie ghoulies, 30 foot fall, eddie cochran, danzig, metallica (old), 3 colours red, therapy?, faith no more, queers, screeching weasel, common rider, potatomen, squirtgun, lunachicks, muffs, donnas (old), afi, terrorvision, wildhearts, rage against the machine, cramps, doa, nomeansno, suicidal tendencies, black flag, borderline, tampasm, the mighty mighty bosstones, the distillers, Bad religion, Lagwagon, Reel Big fish, dead Kennedy’s, minor threat, Less than Jake (old), the get up kids, No use for a name, Sick of it All, Decendants, Anti-Flag, the exploited, malibu stacey, the ataris, voodoo glow skulls, Bouncing souls, H2O, Guttermouth, golfinger, millencolin, pinhead gunpowder, kryst the conquror (comedy value only),zombina and the skeletones, electric six, babylon zoo, prodigy, ministry, fugazi, pixies, the stupids, co_dot (co.uk), cecil (voy), china drum (the drum), caffeine, cancerslug, Goops, spacehog, white zombie/rob zombie, Karloff, rocket from the crypt, wynona riders, crazy gods of endless noise, regina spektor, dresden dolls, the yo-yos, the real tuesday weld, cranberries, osaka popstar and the american legends of punk

Movies:

Troma! Don't give up the fight for truely independent cinema! yeah i like shitty trashy horror crap the lower the budget the better. Blood, guts and tits what more could a girl want? Except maybe cake... I'm a zombie movie nut! plus stuff like sid & nancy, bladerunner, akira, shawshank redemption, return to oz, labrynth, pan's labrynth, spirited away, coffee and cigarettes, mean girls, Juno, Science of Sleep, anything by tim burton especially nightmare before christmas 3

Television:

Invader Zim, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Troma's Edge tv, Neighbours, Diagnosis Murder, Monk, Quincy, Murder She Wrote, Thundercats, ER, House M.D, Desperate Housewives, Apprentice, assorted plastic surgery disaster style shows, Pocoyo, Dead Like me, Weeds, Dexter, Pushing Daisies, Reaper, Heroes

Books:

I love books! Hell I love reading. I will read anything! Cereal boxes, labels, inlays of cds, shitty girly mags, newspapers, graffiti, books from cover to cover including the copyright information... Books are the reason I'm studied Publishing, well that and fucked if I was going to be a lawyer! It's probably gunna pay a lot less than a career in law but I have the romantic notion that I will be paid to read but not only to read, oh no, but to make the books better. Unfortunately I am now working in legal publishing but least I'm using both my degrees! As for the sort of books I like I will actually read anything. However, my preffered genres are scifi, fantasy, horror and children's fiction. I freaking love the subversion hidden in fairy tales. My god I'm such a geek! Thanks to my dissertation for the masters I can't stop reading teenage fiction. Louise Rennison's Georgia Nicolson's confessions series is hilarious. READ THEM ALL or I will hunt you down and tie you to a chair and read them to you.

Heroes:

Tiffany Shepis aka super tromette Bulimia, Lunachicks (especially Theo), Tank Girl, Karl Kennedy

My Blog

wow I last did this years ago

Wow umm a lot has changed since my first/last post but then it has been nearly 3 years since that'n. Blimey I was a wee stressed law student back then. I also think I was trying to dump a guy I didn't...
Posted by Johanna on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:02:00 PST

umm yeah

ummm wooo and yay no ones probly gunna read this but hey what can i say at the moment im a biiig ball of stress with uni and man trouble hoorah
Posted by Johanna on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST